1.The shrubbery's drunk too from frequent watering.

2.The whole bar says "Hi" when you come in...

3.You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed...hmm.

4.Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

5.You fall off the floor...

6.You can focus better with one eye closed.

7.The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.

8.The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

9.Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

10.Job interfering with your drinking.

11.You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

12.Every girl you see looks like scarlett johansson

13. You think you have super powers or kung-fu skills

14.You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed...hmm.

15.That damned pink elephant followed you home again.

16.You can't decide which steering wheel to use.

17. You're dying for a Big Mac, even though you're a vegan.

18. Your feet are sore from dancing, and the trivia night is only half way through.

19. You can't remember where you parked your car.

20. You can't remember what sort of car you own.

21. You can't remember what a car looks like.

22. You catch yourself singing karaoke, and enjoying it.

23. You just spent an hour talking to a cigarette machine.

24. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

25, Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

26.Anything on the shopping channel or info commericals looks good.

27. You know you're drunk when you leave the bar at 2:00 a.m. with a *10* and wake up at 10:00 a.m. with a *2*

AND FINALLY

28. When you go too pee, you undo your zipper, take it out, see two, put one away and piss yourself.

Unfortunately, I can relate to a couple of these at the moment

You know your a drunk if your main food source is barly.

@ Justy!

Ok, everyone, come to my bachelorette party I'm definitely drunk and need fellow drunkees to join me...

hey--i've always believed mosquitos catch a buzz--

lol , so thats why they pass out when they bite me....

and---> when you see three of the same thing, you pick the one in the middle