Their little feet go pitter patter
Where they run they do not matter

On my rooftop they do play
Sleep all night, play all day

Back and forth, they do run
on my rooftop having fun

What fun their doing I don't know
Even in the pure white snow

I often wonder how it would be
If I were them and they were me

Would I have fun the way they do
Dancing on the rooftop too

Would I scamper all around
Picking nuts from off the ground

Would I jump from tree to tree
What a life a squirrel's must be

Twas the night of Halloween and all through the house
People were hugging and kissing their spouse

When down through the chimney, without a care
A disgusting odor had fouled up the air

What is that stench the father did cry
Smells like a skunk crawled up there and died

It's our neighbor Bob said the children to me
and out the door quickly we started to flee

What are you doing you drunken old fool?
Up on our chimney treating it like a stool

Oh! Is this your house Bob he did say?
I thought it was my ex's and this jugement day

Helen Hunt getting her clothes tore off by a tornado would have made it a much better movie.

They love their Bingo halls in Oklahoma City.

Well congtats and have a good night rozey.

Oh you girls are not getting me drunk.

They are trying to get you drunk so you will strip Shadow. Don't take it man! Don't take it!

She wanted to see the full monty

Vodka and cranberry please

They are getting their show there UK

That was a pretty good show. I also have flashbacks while watching That 70's show.

I'll stick to watching Fraggle rock.

I could use the money but my girlfriend would not like it.

Stripping to the Muppets theme song. Maybe he could start out wearing a Kermit outfit.

You know your a drunk if your main food source is barly.

pop tarts are a flat jelly filled pastry. Though I like the brown sugar and cinnamon one best.

Yeah! Where's the cookies.

Thank you. It is starting to turn cold here in Missouri so I thought I would put this one up.

Thanks dude

Thank you. I hope you forgive my typo though