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Naked pervert caught having sex with camper van towbar by horrified gran and granddaughter

12:42, 7 DEC 2015 UPDATED 13:32, 7 DEC 2015 BY ALEX WELLMAN
The man was completely naked writhing around the hitch bar in full view of residents

Shocking: The man was seen performing a sex act with the metal tow cable
A naked pervert was caught by a horrified family having sex with a camper van in the middle of the night.

Horrified Jackie Walker told how she was with her teenage granddaughter when they stumbled across the sweating man performing a sick sex act on a mobile home's TOWBAR.

Jackie, 66, said the man was completely naked as he writhed around the metal bar at the rear of the camper van but was clearly visible under a street light.

Traumatised Jackie said: "We had an incident outside our house at 1.30am in the morning.

"My granddaughter was staying with us and she came in my room crying.

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"She'd heard a noise, and said a man came running out into the street with something up his jumper.

When we got to the upstairs window he was totally naked, trying to sit on the towbar of a campervan. It was disgusting. She's 15."

Retired Jackie said the man engaged in the bizarre act on a normally busy road in full view of passing traffic in Newquay, Cornwall.

She added: "There's a street lamp right above the campervan where he was doing what he's doing and cars were going by.

"It's not normal behaviour at all. I don't know what's up with the bloke."

Police were said to have caught up with the man further down the road and Jackie claims he was let off as it was "his first offence".

The gran of five said the incident had left her family shaken and upset.

"My granddaughter is fine," she added. "She was offered counselling, but she's got a down to earth mum and they had a good chat about it. But it's not right.

"We were traumatised because our granddaughter was here. Her bedroom was at the front, and he woke her up. She thought he was trying to break in at first."


Naked pervert caught having sex with camper van towbar by horrified gran and granddaughter - Mirror Online http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/naked-pervert-caught-having-sex-6968220/
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Well.. I am just going to leave these links here...(& continue my quest for world opinion)
Now that I know.. US politics is not listed under ' Weird News in the UK.

OMG! Pass the aspirin ! Jk
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He'd just got thru watching Oblowme;s speech on TV

I am blaming Ben Cason.
He said,' Obama's speech was strange'... I guess by Google's word association (strange/weird ) I ended up with this thread.

American politics comes under, "Even Weider News" in the UK.
Or you might want to check on the section, "What's happening in the colonies today"!!
LOL

Must have done his Psyche bad!

Sorry for partying.....

I'm almost sorry to say the article made me laugh out loud.
"I don't know what's wrong with the man?!"
Well, granny, clearly he needed to get his rocks off!

Traumatized by it? Gimme a break ...
Go visit a BDSM club, lol.
Sure the bloke must be missing a few marbles, I mean, HE also could've visited a BDSM club if his kinky needs were so dire.

maybe he was trying to hitch up his little ..red..uh never mind

Could have been worse, could have been doing 90 on the motorway

or, maybe he was using the end with the ball on it.

If SOB was doing that on my property he would have two fish barbs in his chest and 50,000 volts going through him.

At least it wasn't with a 1 year old like that Oklahoma guy.

And don't 15 year olds have bedtimes?
The incident took place at 1:30 a.m.
The "nan" and granddaughter were wandering around outside?

What's going on there?
A 66 year old woman awake past 7:30 and not yelling at a teen up at 1:30 seems just as odd behavior as naked **** stimulation masturbation guy.

And what's with this:

A 66 year old woman sees a naked horny guy minding his own business trying to put something up his but and it traumatizes her?

Call me cynical but I think changing diapers for a couple of years is more traumatic than some guy getting himself off.

It might be different if he was chasing them down all lewd and rapey.
But it seems he was just all "It's the middle of the night, no one's around, I really need something up my butt."

Hey, once you go Winnebago, it's hard to go back.

OMG! Pass the aspirin ! Jk

OMG ... you guys have me in stitches

"I said you needed to "suck" the dirt off you idiot....with a vacuum cleaner!"

OMG! Pass the aspirin ! Jk