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Yo Mama Is So Butch Yo mama so butch, she threw the shot-put in high-school. Yo mama so butch, her dick is bigger than mine. Yo mama so butch, her middle name is Rambo Yo mama is so masculine that everytime she grunts, she grows a mustache. Yo momma so butch, even Justin Beiber wanted to be her girlfriend. Yo momma so butch, she's twice the man you are Yo mama so butch she takes more steroids than A-Rod. Yo mama so butch evern her pool table has no balls. Yo momma so butch, she has a tattoo on her back that says "Who's The Man?" Yo mama so butch she's one hell of a knockout. Yo mamma so butch she makes yo daddy ride bit@h on her motorcycle. so my mama's Caitlin Jenner? |
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Yo mamma so fat, that she cut herself and gravy poured out.
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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Thu 11/19/15 07:07 AM
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Yo mama's so short that she poses for trophies.
[Joke Origin: American TV show In Living Color] |
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Yo mama's so short that she married an Oompa Loompa so that she'd have a husband that she could see eye-to-eye with.
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Yo mama so slow it took her an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
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Edited by
BlackFire214
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Sat 11/21/15 03:38 AM
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Your mother's a** is so hairy...
it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, ''Only in America!'' |
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then even the God is angry because a joke is truth. No..........they're telling the truth even I was beaten by dad last day because I don't want go to school.
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Edited by
mzrosie
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Sun 11/22/15 06:50 PM
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yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund Funnee! |
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hahahahahaha...
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Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money!
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Yo mama's so short that she married an Oompa Loompa so that she'd have a husband that she could see eye-to-eye with. Yo mama is so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs. |
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No joke my kids used to habe yo mama contest
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Yo mama's so fat that she has to date Jabba the Hutt in order to have a boyfriend of equal size.
Yo mama's so fat that her nickname is Beluga. |
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Your mamas chest is so hairy. Her breast look like coconuts
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then even the God is angry because a joke is truth. No..........they're telling the truth even I was beaten by dad last day because I don't want go to school. God is not angry at us for laughing here. |
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Yo mama is so stupid that, when someone offered her a penny for her thoughts, she had to give back change.
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your mama is so fat that she always carries 500kg milk tank with her...
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Your mamas chest is so hairy. Her breast look like coconuts |
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Yo mama is so dumb that she even flunked a blood test.
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