Topic: Yo Mama Jokes
isaac_dede's photo
Thu 11/05/15 07:27 PM

Yo Mama Is So Butch


Yo mama so butch, she threw the shot-put in high-school.

Yo mama so butch, her dick is bigger than mine.

Yo mama so butch, her middle name is Rambo

Yo mama is so masculine that everytime she grunts, she grows a mustache.

Yo momma so butch, even Justin Beiber wanted to be her girlfriend.

Yo momma so butch, she's twice the man you are

Yo mama so butch she takes more steroids than A-Rod.

Yo mama so butch evern her pool table has no balls.

Yo momma so butch, she has a tattoo on her back that says "Who's The Man?"

Yo mama so butch she's one hell of a knockout.

Yo mamma so butch she makes yo daddy ride bit@h on her motorcycle.





so my mama's Caitlin Jenner?what think think

bigpaulr's photo
Wed 11/18/15 10:30 PM
Yo mamma so fat, that she cut herself and gravy poured out.

Dodo_David's photo
Thu 11/19/15 07:07 AM
Edited by Dodo_David on Thu 11/19/15 07:07 AM
Yo mama's so short that she poses for trophies.

[Joke Origin: American TV show In Living Color]

Dodo_David's photo
Fri 11/20/15 04:43 AM
Yo mama's so short that she married an Oompa Loompa so that she'd have a husband that she could see eye-to-eye with.

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Fri 11/20/15 05:44 AM
Yo mama so slow it took her an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

BlackFire214's photo
Sat 11/21/15 03:38 AM
Edited by BlackFire214 on Sat 11/21/15 03:38 AM
Your mother's a** is so hairy...



it looks like Don King's about to pop out
and say, ''Only in America!''rofl

no photo
Sun 11/22/15 06:22 AM
then even the God is angry because a joke is truth. No..........they're telling the truth even I was beaten by dad last day because I don't want go to school.

mzrosie's photo
Sun 11/22/15 06:48 PM
Edited by mzrosie on Sun 11/22/15 06:50 PM
shades

mzrosie's photo
Sun 11/22/15 06:51 PM

yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund


Funnee! laugh

Candy0306's photo
Thu 11/26/15 11:39 AM
hahahahahaha... :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy:

isaac_dede's photo
Thu 11/26/15 08:37 PM
Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money!

nsw78's photo
Thu 11/26/15 09:11 PM

Yo mama's so short that she married an Oompa Loompa so that she'd have a husband that she could see eye-to-eye with.


Yo mama is so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.

no photo
Sun 11/29/15 09:54 PM
No joke my kids used to habe yo mama contest

Dodo_David's photo
Mon 11/30/15 07:34 PM
Yo mama's so fat that she has to date Jabba the Hutt in order to have a boyfriend of equal size.

Yo mama's so fat that her nickname is Beluga.

no photo
Mon 11/30/15 10:07 PM
Your mamas chest is so hairy. Her breast look like coconuts

surprised

no photo
Mon 11/30/15 10:14 PM

then even the God is angry because a joke is truth. No..........they're telling the truth even I was beaten by dad last day because I don't want go to school.


God is not angry at us for laughing here. flowers

Dodo_David's photo
Tue 12/01/15 09:09 AM
Yo mama is so stupid that, when someone offered her a penny for her thoughts, she had to give back change.

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Thu 12/03/15 02:56 AM
your mama is so fat that she always carries 500kg milk tank with her...

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Fri 12/04/15 05:09 PM

Your mamas chest is so hairy. Her breast look like coconuts

surprised

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Dodo_David's photo
Fri 12/04/15 05:16 PM
Yo mama is so dumb that she even flunked a blood test.