Yo mama is so ugly, the neighbors break in just to close the curtains!

Yo mama's like a hockey player, she only changes her pads after three periods!

Yo mama so fat, she eats "wheat thicks".

Yo mama so hairy, that when she gave birth to you, you got rug burn.

Yo mama so fat her shadow weighs 75 pounds!

Yo mama so ugly, when she took a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's *still* printing!

Yo mama has so many gaps in her teeth it looks like her tongue's in jail.

Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo mama's so fat she has to wake up in sections.

Yo momma so poor, she waves around a popsicle and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama smells so bad she made right-guard turn left.

Yo momma so nasty I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection!

Yo momma is so fat the ***** deep-fries her hands before she chews on her fingernails!

Yo mama is so fat, she uses a boomerang to put on her belt!

Yo mama's so fat it takes THREE UFO's to abduct her!

Yo mama is so fat she bungie jumped and went straight to hell.

And finally...

Yo mama is so slow that it takes her an hour to make minute rice.

Yo mama stinks so badly that even Pepe LePew holds his nose when she walks by.

Yo mama's so fat that her movements can be tracked with a seismograph.

all of u are coward