Topic: PICK UP LINES! | |
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i said i was gonna do it so here it goes every1 give out some pick up
lines such as ..... was your dad a butcher? cause it looked like he took two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress |
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I dont get the ham thing lol sorry
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i really dont have any i just say hi.
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ham was in refrence to a ass lol aka ass cheeks lol
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((((DABAD))))))) hello sexy!
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here heres another one...
Do you was your shorts in windex? cause i can see myself in them.! |
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mmmm i though cambells soup was good but ur mmmm good
wow that smile you have is a smile of an angel thats all i have for now lol |
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are these one that you receive? and hello shag how you
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• Hi, my name’s Right ... Mr. Right. • I’ll marry you tomorrow, but let’s honeymoon tonight. • Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me. • I didn’t know that Miss America lived here! • Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away • I noticed you noticing me, and I’d like to notify you that I noticed you, too. • Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? • I haven’t taken my pills, but you work just like Viagra. • Are you Jamaican? ’Cause ja makin’ me crazy. • Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he’s a lucky man? • Are you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because you’re looking "Grrrrreat!" • Do you know karate? ’Cause your body sure is kickin’! • I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you. • If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents. • What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? • Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me. • Girl, you must have a license to drive me that crazy!! • Are you from Tennessee? ’Cause you’re the only ten-I-see. • Damn! And I thought I was good looking! • My last name is "Visa," because I’m everywhere you want to be! • You come on as strong as a garlic milkshake! • Your smile is as sweet as the sunlight. • My friend wants to know if you think I’m cute. • I’ve seen you at the grocery store, baby; you’re always in the same isles as the sugar, ’cause you’re so sweet. • Is it hot in here, or is it just you? • I only thought about you once today--I just never stopped. • If you put 11 roses in your arms and looked in the mirror, you would see the twelve most beautiful things in the world. • OK, I’m here, what’s your next wish? • You’re so sweet, you give me a toothache. • Wanna see some pictures of my kids? • Drop the zero and get with a hero, baby. • Do you have a map? I’m lost in your eyes. • Baby, you make me melt like an M & M in your mouth. • You’re the best looking girl I’ve seen in a while. |
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If a man says a pick up line to me I laugh and walk away, That was back
in the bar days |
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good one morena lmao
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is that a squirrel in yer pocket or you just happy to see me?
is that a smurff in yer pocket... it must be cold in here you look glad to see me,you do make a couple of nice points... have you had enough?or should I MUFF you up??? |
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hosstin18 lol keep em commin lol
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Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No???
Well, let's go on a picnic and find out! |
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someone wrote this I just
paste it. |
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rotfl
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Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
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put some yo mama jokes into it ppl thats funny shit
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Damn Morena lol you have a book of pick-up lines.`
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dont have any good lines. Tell me what you like and I will use it on you
mandi. hahaha |
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