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"Morena"???you must hear alot of 'em???
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hahah i got a good one heard it on the show on mtv yo mama lol... it
went yo mamas pussy has more friends then tom on myspace |
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I like the one on Blast from the past... excuse me. I lost my
congressional medal of honor can you help me look for it? |
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lol
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since you lost ur cell phone have mine and call me anytime
whats looks good on yo u is me want a wild horse take me for a ride if you thought charlie sheen was wild you havent seen me me and you are like sex and chocolate lets melt |
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... I bet your good in bed your mom sure was.
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im like an eminem ill melt in ur mouth not in ur hand!
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errrrrrr
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those never worked i assume
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.. just sit down on that runway ho
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who are you errrrrrr ing at lol
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YO MOMMA!
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hey my mama is cute! lol
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watch me rock ur world like i did ur sisters
sex is like drug like me once you had me you ask fo r more and more i am a chef thats i all good like you lets bake |
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sure would like a lil pussy,,,me too mine's as big as a catchers
mitt,,,,she said.... |
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yo kno wat dabad yo mama is so fat she went to the superbowl n it sold
out when she walked thru the door oh snap lol im kidddiinnggg |
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If I told you I worked for UPS would you let me handle your package?
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I wish I had a swing like that in my backyard
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UPS WORLDS UNITED POT SMOKERS =/
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oh dam thats good lmao
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