1. No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to board the plane.

2. If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal.

3. If you arrive very early for a flight, it will be delayed.

4. Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world.

5. If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon as you touch pen to paper.

6. If you are assigned a middle seat, you can determine who has the seats on the aisle and the window while you are still in the boarding area. Just look for the two largest passengers.

7. Only passengers seated in window seats ever have to get up to go to the lavatory.

8. The crying baby on board your flight is always seated next to you.

9. The best-looking woman on your flight is never seated next to you.

10. The less carry-on luggage space available on an aircraft, the more carry on luggage passengers will bring aboard.

aint that the truth...

Its enough to turn you religious!!!

This post literally made me LOL

ahhh you speak the truth my friend ...

so true

Well arent I a lucky Belushi .... all these cuties to myself ...

I airports.... and am always seeking flight deals ...