Paul Simon - 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover + lyrics: http://youtu.be/298nld4Yfds/

What is the strangest way YOU left someone or broke up. ?
Or the strangest or severe circumstance that YOU said to yourself , ' I'm out! ' or ' I'm done!, or ' It's over!' ?

What she really wanted was a mechanical bull that's a two in one cook as well. I got tired of working hard all day, have to cook when I got home, and then being expected to be hard all night. Some guys may like the last part but I didn't think it was worth it.

I became aware he had a woman pregnant with twins,somehow they were lost suspiciously.I became aware of quite a few more things but that's enough

Like an umpire.

You're outta here!

I left him in a Chinese restaurant.
He began criticising me over minor things. When I told him I was ready to leave, he got very loud & embarrassing.

There was a couple at the next table. The 'girl' was much younger than him & for some reason that guy began talking to mine about drugs, I was mortified.

I looked at this girl, who was very nervous & doing ' the fake giggle'.
And said to her, " Well, why these guys are talking walk me to ladies room ". In there we talked... & we slipped out. As soon as we were outside, we took our shoes off and ran on the main street so people would see us.

Always..have an exit plan.

I like to move to another state.
Surprise.

Went out to "get a pack of cigarettes" and never went back.

While at the restaurant, I discovered that she was a police informant who was wired.



















Wait. Did I say that out loud?

Yes, yes you did.
Now spread 'em.

i couldn't stand it any longer when she became obsessed with being a puppet
for the right-wing media and the tea-party it was like living with hannity or limbaugh
in the same house constantly ranting and raving over imaginary controversies....

so i shot her in the head 32 times...

Hummm.. Was it by chance a Chinese restaurant & were you talking to white men with beards?


....taking shoes off.
Ready...set...go...!

Nope. That happened on another planet, and planet Earth doesn't have an extradition treaty with it.
I'm waiting on planet Earth until the statute of limitations expires.

asked her to run in the 7-11 and get us both a dr pepper,,backed out of the lot but got cought up in traffic half block away,,she cought up with me,said you think you can get rid of me that easy,,she was a pro at stalking,finely had to move out state for six months,,,,

I called it quits when he wanted me dead.
It dawned on me when I was in hospital.
The stress took its toll.
I had to make a choice to live or die.
No man was going to keep me down

Well if that's love I don't want it.

I doubt this is true
Libtards hate guns.