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Topic: Relationship expert
m0ss's photo
Sat 09/26/15 10:48 AM
U wanna talk to somebody!!!.. need an advice?..I'm here

misstina2's photo
Sat 09/26/15 10:51 AM
flowerforyou Hi what are your credentials?flowerforyou

m0ss's photo
Sat 09/26/15 11:00 AM
One just needs brains... through experience, knowledge!!!.. one is qualified!!!

Dodo_David's photo
Sat 09/26/15 03:25 PM
This thread should be entertaining.


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Sat 09/26/15 03:27 PM
share david share

Annierooroo's photo
Sat 09/26/15 03:43 PM
surprised
Experience? What did you do play the field?

You don't even look old enough to be 30

Jaan Doh 's photo
Sat 09/26/15 05:15 PM
Today: Sunday 1.15am


MMMMMMMmmmmm
On Friday the lady at work, my secretary, said she spilt some hot tea on her left boob, and offered to show it to me,

I asked her to keep her blouse buttoned and said I didn't wish to look....

Should I have taken a look?
Maybe I should have risked looking with one eye,
while keeping the other eye closed?

Oh she is married too.



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Sat 09/26/15 05:40 PM

Today: Sunday 1.15am


MMMMMMMmmmmm
On Friday the lady at work, my secretary, said she spilt some hot tea on her left boob, and offered to show it to me,

I asked her to keep her blouse buttoned and said I didn't wish to look....

Should I have taken a look?
Maybe I should have risked looking with one eye,
while keeping the other eye closed?

Oh she is married too.





Call her husband to pick her up, that she has been fired, & that he may want to bring her a change of clothes bigsmile

Jaan Doh 's photo
Sat 09/26/15 05:56 PM
rofl rofl

She told the staff last week that her husband is away on holiday
:laughing: :laughing:

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Sat 09/26/15 06:05 PM

rofl rofl

She told the staff last week that her husband is away on holiday
:laughing: :laughing:


He probably is in a burn unit, since she equates tea with sex

Jaan Doh 's photo
Sun 09/27/15 05:40 AM
Thank You SassyEuro,

The question was for the op aka expert advisor who started the thread,
:laughing: :laughing:

But thank You none the less for your advice
:laughing: :laughing:

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Sun 09/27/15 05:48 AM

Thank You SassyEuro,

The question was for the op aka expert advisor who started the thread,
:laughing: :laughing:

But thank You none the less for your advice
:laughing: :laughing:


Okay.. I will go home now waving Sorry, OP.

dreamerana's photo
Sun 09/27/15 11:58 AM

U wanna talk to somebody!!!.. need an advice?..I'm here


ok. I have a question I often wonder about.
what is it that makes me a magnet for people who wish for advice. even strangers share highly personal information

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Sun 09/27/15 12:10 PM
The day I need to ask a 14-15 yr old pretending to be 30 for relationship advice would be the day I best simply join a convent and become a nun.

panchovanilla's photo
Sun 09/27/15 12:22 PM

The day I need to ask a 14-15 yr old pretending to be 30 for relationship advice would be the day I best simply join a convent and become a nun.

Sister Crystal
Has a wonderful ring to it.
:laughing: waving

Rock's photo
Sun 09/27/15 12:46 PM

U wanna talk to somebody!!!.. need an advice?..I'm here


I own a 1936 Indian scout motorcycle.
It won't go vroom vroom when I turn the key.

What should I do?

:angel:

Rock's photo
Sun 09/27/15 12:47 PM
Edited by Rock on Sun 09/27/15 12:49 PM
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Annierooroo's photo
Sun 09/27/15 12:54 PM


U wanna talk to somebody!!!.. need an advice?..I'm here


I own a 1936 Indian scout motorcycle.
It won't go vroom vroom when I turn the key.

What should I do?

:angel:



Rock that's a hard question. Try something easy like are my tires black?
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

blah..blah..'s photo
Sun 09/27/15 12:57 PM
OK, OP
here goes, why can't i attract a nice woman after all these years?
i am a decent guy, i can tell funny jokes, well, sometimes,i have a good personality, isn't that what women usually want??
am i not good looking enough or rich enough? or have i just been unlucky?

come one give me the answer oh wise man :smile:

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Sun 09/27/15 12:58 PM


The day I need to ask a 14-15 yr old pretending to be 30 for relationship advice would be the day I best simply join a convent and become a nun.

Sister Crystal
Has a wonderful ring to it.
:laughing: waving

Haha, thank you Pancho! Love you too, grmble ...

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