Okay Jerry Springer sent me his telephone number from Chicago. Someone said he gave away free beads, but did not bother to tell me how to get them. Me, being the old lady I am, thought say a quick way to get myself some pearls. WRONG.

If you want beads, this is how you do it. You sit in the audience, and when bead time comes, you stand up, flap your shirt quickly so the camera can see the size of your hooters,(the larger the better) and you go on stage and get your cheap Mardi Gra beads. They are not pearls. Then, there is more to this story. Something about pole dancing. Do you really think I can get up a pole, or down one for that matter.
Now my question is how many of you out there are going to do this? I decided it was quicker to go to KMart, and buy myself some beads. Forget the camera, flapping and pole dancing.

I would walk to New Orleans for beads JUST to avoid Jerry Springer.

yeah a friend of my daughters was on the Springer show. She showed her HOOTERS and got the beads...didn't have to pole dance though. That's a hellva way to get 5 seconds of fame

I find that really wierd, I'd rather buy them myself, people that do that for the beads are just seeking attn and making themselves look slutty, I like jerry springer, but not that much!

Maybe if I did this, they'd pay me to put my shirt down and sit my fat ass down..LMAO

i have beads. lots and lots of beads....they are fun to rub
and play with and hang on stuff...

The whole subject is rather ironic.....Springer / Beads


What in the heck does the anti-Christ need a rosary for?

yah and i bet you can find a pole too, lol

OMG! do the women have bras on?

I never like jerry too much after that mother/daughter thing backstage and he is not worth doing that kinda stuff, his show is entertaining at times but no way would i wanna be a part of it

i turned jerry on once and after i felt like i needed to
wash my tv speakers out with soap!

but he is good for one thing. he has lots of smut.
and he definitely caters to the prurient interest!

but who has time for it when you can frolic on jsh instead?

and i *heard* that pole comment! that was naughty

I refuse to watch such nonsense...

I'm sure you could get a pearl necklace on Jerry Springer. It's just a different kind of pearl.

I get that......EEEEWWWWW

Got my springer beads.

Saturn EWWWW... roflmao