The year is 2222 and after accumulating enough frequent flier miles,Mike
and Maureen land on Mars. They meet a Martian couple and are talking
about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they
have laptop computers, how they make money, etc.

Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do
it?" asks Maureen."Pretty much the way you do," responds the Martian.

Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for
the night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martian go
off to a bedroom where the Martian strips.

He's got only a teeny, weenie member - about half an inch long
and just a quarter inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work,"
says Maureen. "Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?

"Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!" "No
problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm.

With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite
impressively long.

"Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it looks like a
long pencil, it's still pretty narrow..." "No problem," he says, and
starts pulling his ears.

With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire
measurement is extremely exciting to the woman. "Wow!" she exclaims, as
they fall into bed and make mad, passionate love.

The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their
separate ways. As they walk along, Mike asks, "Well, was it any good?"
"I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was damn good. How about you?"

"It was horrible, he replies. "All I got was a headache. She kept
slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."

OMG TOO FUNNY

and y'all just thought I was blue!!!

LMAOOOOOO - Good one!

ha ha ha

Funny .

that was a good one

Even after 5 years that this was posted it is still funny