An elderly couple was just getting into bed when the old man let out a fart. He was a bit embarrassed but just joked and said, "7 points."

His wife said, "What?"

"It's bedroom football," he replied, "every fart is a touchdown."

A few moments go by and she lets out a fart, "7 points," she chortles.

A few more moments go by and she farts again, "14 points," and again, "21 points."

Now the tension is building up on the old man. He doesn't want to lose a football game to his wife, even if it is "bedroom football." So he lets two out and says, "21, tie game."

She let's out two more really quickly and says, "28, 35 points."

Now he's really trying not to lose. He's laying there in bed, sweating, straining to crank out some more gas when all of a sudden he tries so hard that he accidentally crapped in the bed.

His wife realizing something was wrong asked, "What was that?"

"Uh...half time, switch sides."

I don't know...

2much4u is secretly wondering if this will be great fun for her next hottub party......what does everybody think? Are party favors in order? LOLhehehehehehe I'm in trouble mow...and I like her heheheheh

lol, this belongs in the diaper bag topic thingy, never in my hot tub, omg

Sorry wiitard, anything regarding that aspect just doesn't appeal to me, jokes or not, perhaps someone else will like it