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The only thing that scares me is the bathroom being all "womanized" That's why you need 2 bathrooms, 2 bedrooms, 2 of everything. A his and a hers. 
I have that.. and " their touch" always found its way in there. Ladies.... we want white porcelain toilet.. no flowers, no pictures of birds. no hand cream, no magnified mirror. none of that " ladies stuff" in the cabinet We don't care about fluffy hair.. so no special shampoo in there. We want: a magazine rack with sports illustrated, a GOOD razor, a towel, toilet paper.. tooth brush and tooth paste.. maybe a radio. forget the phone.. I don't want to talk to someone when I'm taking a s**t That's it.. that's all we want in a mans bathroom. sorry.. somebody had to say it! ;) AND the seat left up!!!!! Of course.. that's a gimme.. we want to do whatever we want to with that seat... up.. down.. 1/2 way.. whatever. fluffy hair  
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That's where the love toilet comes in. You each get one and can sit on them together and at the same time, gazing into each other's eyes as you empty your bladders. 
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oh wow 20 years ago all ready 20 years ago: Lorena Bobbitt cuts off penis of then husband John Wayne Bobbitt in case that horrified — and fascinated — the nation <shrug> ya think IamwhoIam1 : ) what did she do with his willy when she chopped it off? I hope she didn't eat it 
Nah,. she didn't eat it but they both wound up doing the talk show circuit. Her a hero to a lot of woman.. him a moron. Both made a lot of money.. Hollywood! He even tried his hand at porno. yes the " no head mushroom" didn't go over too well.. his career was.. shall we say... short DD, what did she chop it off with? A knife... ouch.. I go into " turtle mode" just thinking of it I would use a meat cleaver and I would feed it to the dog. ha ha j/k
For the record, ive never chopped off a man's penis. YET 
Lord have mercy!!!, I am going to start sleeping with a athletic cup on. Haha |
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The only thing that scares me is the bathroom being all "womanized" That's why you need 2 bathrooms, 2 bedrooms, 2 of everything. A his and a hers.
I have that.. and " their touch" always found its way in there. Ladies.... we want white porcelain toilet.. no flowers, no pictures of birds. no hand cream, no magnified mirror. none of that " ladies stuff" in the cabinet We don't care about fluffy hair.. so no special shampoo in there. We want: a magazine rack with sports illustrated, a GOOD razor, a towel, toilet paper.. tooth brush and tooth paste.. maybe a radio. forget the phone.. I don't want to talk to someone when I'm taking a s**t That's it.. that's all we want in a mans bathroom. sorry.. somebody had to say it! ;) AND the seat left up!!!!! Of course.. that's a gimme.. we want to do whatever we want to with that seat... up.. down.. 1/2 way.. whatever. fluffy hair
yeah yeah...i bet none of these guys will be complaining if a woman's touch involved something in satin and lace... 
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That's where the love toilet comes in. You each get one and can sit on them together and at the same time, gazing into each other's eyes as you empty your bladders.
  
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oh wow 20 years ago all ready 20 years ago: Lorena Bobbitt cuts off penis of then husband John Wayne Bobbitt in case that horrified — and fascinated — the nation <shrug> ya think IamwhoIam1 : ) what did she do with his willy when she chopped it off? I hope she didn't eat it
Nah,. she didn't eat it but they both wound up doing the talk show circuit. Her a hero to a lot of woman.. him a moron. Both made a lot of money.. Hollywood! He even tried his hand at porno. yes the " no head mushroom" didn't go over too well.. his career was.. shall we say... short DD, what did she chop it off with? A knife... ouch.. I go into " turtle mode" just thinking of it I would use a meat cleaver and I would feed it to the dog. ha ha j/k
For the record, ive never chopped off a man's penis. YET
Lord have mercy!!!, I am going to start sleeping with a athletic cup on. Haha
don't worry, I will re-attach it with my own bare hands.
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oh wow 20 years ago all ready 20 years ago: Lorena Bobbitt cuts off penis of then husband John Wayne Bobbitt in case that horrified — and fascinated — the nation <shrug> ya think IamwhoIam1 : ) what did she do with his willy when she chopped it off? I hope she didn't eat it
Nah,. she didn't eat it but they both wound up doing the talk show circuit. Her a hero to a lot of woman.. him a moron. Both made a lot of money.. Hollywood! He even tried his hand at porno. yes the " no head mushroom" didn't go over too well.. his career was.. shall we say... short DD, what did she chop it off with? A knife... ouch.. I go into " turtle mode" just thinking of it I would use a meat cleaver and I would feed it to the dog. ha ha j/k
For the record, ive never chopped off a man's penis. YET
Lord have mercy!!!, I am going to start sleeping with a athletic cup on. Haha
don't worry, I will re-attach it with my own bare hands.
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yeah yeah...i bet none of these guys will be complaining if a woman's touch involved something in satin and lace...
and I bet you are right, lol |
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That's where the love toilet comes in. You each get one and can sit on them together and at the same time, gazing into each other's eyes as you empty your bladders.
i dont think it's bladders that will be emptied while gazing in each other's eyes here... 
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That's where the love toilet comes in. You each get one and can sit on them together and at the same time, gazing into each other's eyes as you empty your bladders.
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That's where the love toilet comes in. You each get one and can sit on them together and at the same time, gazing into each other's eyes as you empty your bladders.
i dont think it's bladders that will be emptied while gazing in each other's eyes here...
yeah well, this " thing" was designed by a woman... because if a man designed it there would be a industrial fan in the picture... Lol |
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All right, who is the wise guy who hijacked this topic? Oh, look at that plane in the sky! *runs away*
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That's where the love toilet comes in. You each get one and can sit on them together and at the same time, gazing into each other's eyes as you empty your bladders.
i dont think it's bladders that will be emptied while gazing in each other's eyes here...
yeah well, this " thing" was designed by a woman... because if a man designed it there would be a industrial fan in the picture... Lol by your words...if a woman designed it, there would be flowers
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by your words...if a woman designed it, there would be flowers
That too, fresh, scented ones..!
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All right, who is the wise guy who hijacked this topic? Oh, look at that plane in the sky! *runs away*
Sorry about that.. it just " took off" Lol.... now back to the topic |
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oh wow 20 years ago all ready 20 years ago: Lorena Bobbitt cuts off penis of then husband John Wayne Bobbitt in case that horrified — and fascinated — the nation <shrug> ya think IamwhoIam1 : ) what did she do with his willy when she chopped it off? I hope she didn't eat it
Nah,. she didn't eat it but they both wound up doing the talk show circuit. Her a hero to a lot of woman.. him a moron. Both made a lot of money.. Hollywood! He even tried his hand at porno. yes the " no head mushroom" didn't go over too well.. his career was.. shall we say... short DD, what did she chop it off with? You are so very interested in details, Debbie  Dangerously
With knife. But it was reattached afterwards
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt bruce jenner married the wrong woman... 
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why flowers when a woman's bodily fluids smell like fresh cut roses
OH you mean because of HIM.
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DevilDog, good idea. I am going to pin this on you. I mean, you can take the responsibility of hijacking this thread. Yeah, that's it.
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I would be afraid of falling in love with a woman..May I rise in love with 'her', instead!
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I would be afraid of falling in love with a woman..May I rise in love with 'her', instead!
I don't want to date a loaf of bread. 
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