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Topic: For men: what are you afraid of
Kaustuv1 Joined Thu 03/27/14 Posts: 4365	Tue 07/21/15 06:02 AM
you are meanie, Kaustuv

Kaustuv1 Joined Thu 03/27/14 Posts: 4365	Tue 07/21/15 06:02 AM


devildog123 Joined Mon 09/08/14 Posts: 3902	Tue 07/21/15 06:02 AM
The only thing that scares me is the bathroom being all "womanized" That's why you need 2 bathrooms, 2 bedrooms, 2 of everything. A his and a hers. I have that.. and " their touch" always found its way in there. Ladies.... we want white porcelain toilet.. no flowers, no pictures of birds. no hand cream, no magnified mirror. none of that " ladies stuff" in the cabinet We don't care about fluffy hair.. so no special shampoo in there. We want: a magazine rack with sports illustrated, a GOOD razor, a towel, toilet paper.. tooth brush and tooth paste.. maybe a radio. forget the phone.. I don't want to talk to someone when I'm taking a s**t That's it.. that's all we want in a mans bathroom. sorry.. somebody had to say it! ;)

eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Tue 07/21/15 06:05 AM
The only thing that scares me is the bathroom being all "womanized" That's why you need 2 bathrooms, 2 bedrooms, 2 of everything. A his and a hers. I have that.. and " their touch" always found its way in there. Ladies.... we want white porcelain toilet.. no flowers, no pictures of birds. no hand cream, no magnified mirror. none of that " ladies stuff" in the cabinet We don't care about fluffy hair.. so no special shampoo in there. We want: a magazine rack with sports illustrated, a GOOD razor, a towel, toilet paper.. tooth brush and tooth paste.. maybe a radio. forget the phone.. I don't want to talk to someone when I'm taking a s**t That's it.. that's all we want in a mans bathroom. sorry.. somebody had to say it! ;) AND the seat left up!!!!!

debbie1980 Joined Sun 09/09/07 Posts: 20487	Tue 07/21/15 06:05 AM
oh wow 20 years ago all ready 20 years ago: Lorena Bobbitt cuts off penis of then husband John Wayne Bobbitt in case that horrified — and fascinated — the nation <shrug> ya think IamwhoIam1 : ) what did she do with his willy when she chopped it off? I hope she didn't eat it Nah,. she didn't eat it but they both wound up doing the talk show circuit. Her a hero to a lot of woman.. him a moron. Both made a lot of money.. Hollywood! He even tried his hand at porno. yes the " no head mushroom" didn't go over too well.. his career was.. shall we say... short DD, what did she chop it off with?

IamwhoIam1 Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 6400	Tue 07/21/15 06:07 AM
does that include 2 house? Excellent idea. A his and a hers house.

eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Tue 07/21/15 06:09 AM
then what's the point????

debbie1980 Joined Sun 09/09/07 Posts: 20487	Tue 07/21/15 06:10 AM
does that include 2 house? Excellent idea. A his and a hers house. with a door in the middle that can be locked. that would be cool, saves going outside incase your in the nuddy

theseacoast Joined Wed 07/09/14 Posts: 7419	Tue 07/21/15 06:10 AM Edited by theseacoast on Tue 07/21/15 06:12 AM
oh wow 20 years ago all ready 20 years ago: Lorena Bobbitt cuts off penis of then husband John Wayne Bobbitt in case that horrified — and fascinated — the nation <shrug> ya think IamwhoIam1 : ) what did she do with his willy when she chopped it off? I hope she didn't eat it Nah,. she didn't eat it but they both wound up doing the talk show circuit. Her a hero to a lot of woman.. him a moron. Both made a lot of money.. Hollywood! He even tried his hand at porno. yes the " no head mushroom" didn't go over too well.. his career was.. shall we say... short DD, what did she chop it off with? You are so very interested in details, Debbie Dangerously With knife. But it was reattached afterwards http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt

IamwhoIam1 Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 6400	Tue 07/21/15 06:11 AM
The point? One can be painted pink and the other house blue! That's the point!!! What's a no head mushroom?

IamwhoIam1 Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 6400	Tue 07/21/15 06:12 AM
does that include 2 house? Excellent idea. A his and a hers house. with a door in the middle that can be locked. that would be cool, saves going outside incase your in the nuddy You are hired as my architect, Debbie.

devildog123 Joined Mon 09/08/14 Posts: 3902	Tue 07/21/15 06:12 AM
oh wow 20 years ago all ready 20 years ago: Lorena Bobbitt cuts off penis of then husband John Wayne Bobbitt in case that horrified — and fascinated — the nation <shrug> ya think IamwhoIam1 : ) what did she do with his willy when she chopped it off? I hope she didn't eat it Nah,. she didn't eat it but they both wound up doing the talk show circuit. Her a hero to a lot of woman.. him a moron. Both made a lot of money.. Hollywood! He even tried his hand at porno. yes the " no head mushroom" didn't go over too well.. his career was.. shall we say... short DD, what did she chop it off with? A knife... ouch.. I go into " turtle mode" just thinking of it

debbie1980 Joined Sun 09/09/07 Posts: 20487	Tue 07/21/15 06:14 AM
oh wow 20 years ago all ready 20 years ago: Lorena Bobbitt cuts off penis of then husband John Wayne Bobbitt in case that horrified — and fascinated — the nation <shrug> ya think IamwhoIam1 : ) what did she do with his willy when she chopped it off? I hope she didn't eat it Nah,. she didn't eat it but they both wound up doing the talk show circuit. Her a hero to a lot of woman.. him a moron. Both made a lot of money.. Hollywood! He even tried his hand at porno. yes the " no head mushroom" didn't go over too well.. his career was.. shall we say... short DD, what did she chop it off with? You are so very interested in details, Debbie Dangerously With knife. But it was reattached afterwards https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt ha ha oh I wonder if they put it in a bag with ice. a penis in a bag on ice

devildog123 Joined Mon 09/08/14 Posts: 3902	Tue 07/21/15 06:15 AM
The point? One can be painted pink and the other house blue! That's the point!!! What's a no head mushroom? Well she chopped off the head of his D**k... then some. thus, just left the " step"... nobody like just the stem... right?

debbie1980 Joined Sun 09/09/07 Posts: 20487	Tue 07/21/15 06:15 AM
does that include 2 house? Excellent idea. A his and a hers house. with a door in the middle that can be locked. that would be cool, saves going outside incase your in the nuddy You are hired as my architect, Debbie. ha ha. cool do you want a peep hole so you can spy? he he

theseacoast Joined Wed 07/09/14 Posts: 7419	Tue 07/21/15 06:15 AM
The only thing that scares me is the bathroom being all "womanized" That's why you need 2 bathrooms, 2 bedrooms, 2 of everything. A his and a hers. I have that.. and " their touch" always found its way in there. Ladies.... we want white porcelain toilet.. no flowers, no pictures of birds. no hand cream, no magnified mirror. none of that " ladies stuff" in the cabinet We don't care about fluffy hair.. so no special shampoo in there. We want: a magazine rack with sports illustrated, a GOOD razor, a towel, toilet paper.. tooth brush and tooth paste.. maybe a radio. forget the phone.. I don't want to talk to someone when I'm taking a s**t That's it.. that's all we want in a mans bathroom. sorry.. somebody had to say it! ;) AND the seat left up!!!!! Dream on, guys

debbie1980 Joined Sun 09/09/07 Posts: 20487	Tue 07/21/15 06:18 AM Edited by debbie1980 on Tue 07/21/15 06:21 AM
oh wow 20 years ago all ready 20 years ago: Lorena Bobbitt cuts off penis of then husband John Wayne Bobbitt in case that horrified — and fascinated — the nation <shrug> ya think IamwhoIam1 : ) what did she do with his willy when she chopped it off? I hope she didn't eat it Nah,. she didn't eat it but they both wound up doing the talk show circuit. Her a hero to a lot of woman.. him a moron. Both made a lot of money.. Hollywood! He even tried his hand at porno. yes the " no head mushroom" didn't go over too well.. his career was.. shall we say... short DD, what did she chop it off with? A knife... ouch.. I go into " turtle mode" just thinking of it I would use a meat cleaver and I would feed it to the dog. ha ha j/k For the record, ive never chopped off a man's penis. YET

theseacoast Joined Wed 07/09/14 Posts: 7419	Tue 07/21/15 06:18 AM
The point? One can be painted pink and the other house blue! That's the point!!! What's a no head mushroom? Well she chopped off the head of his D**k... then some. thus, just left the " step"... nobody like just the stem... right? Wiki says:"...and removed the entire penis at its base..."

devildog123 Joined Mon 09/08/14 Posts: 3902	Tue 07/21/15 06:20 AM
The only thing that scares me is the bathroom being all "womanized" That's why you need 2 bathrooms, 2 bedrooms, 2 of everything. A his and a hers. I have that.. and " their touch" always found its way in there. Ladies.... we want white porcelain toilet.. no flowers, no pictures of birds. no hand cream, no magnified mirror. none of that " ladies stuff" in the cabinet We don't care about fluffy hair.. so no special shampoo in there. We want: a magazine rack with sports illustrated, a GOOD razor, a towel, toilet paper.. tooth brush and tooth paste.. maybe a radio. forget the phone.. I don't want to talk to someone when I'm taking a s**t That's it.. that's all we want in a mans bathroom. sorry.. somebody had to say it! ;) AND the seat left up!!!!! Of course.. that's a gimme.. we want to do whatever we want to with that seat... up.. down.. 1/2 way.. whatever.

IamwhoIam1 Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 6400	Tue 07/21/15 06:21 AM
That's where the love toilet comes in. You each get one and can sit on them together and at the same time, gazing into each other's eyes as you empty your bladders.