Once upon a time in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating
ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped
into the princess' lap and said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch
cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince
that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals,clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. "
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously
on lightly sauteed frog legs, seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself:


I Don't Freakin Think So.

too funny

***Puts the frog back down, and runs screaming from the pond***

at jess.

LOL... and she lived happily ever after, right?

Nope... she died choking on a frog leg bone... Poor, Poor Princess.

Haha just kidding ladies

I love that story.

and I thought you were the wize wizard.....giggle

this story can't get quoted enough. LOL

I know it doesn't matter how many times I read it....I giggle

loved it

I actually think every mother should read this story to her daughter before Cinderella or snowwhite........ahhhhhh ha

just in case some missed......