Two hunters are out in an isolated wood, when one of them suddenly collapses on the floor.
His friend takes out his cell phone and calls the Emergency Services.
“Quickly, you’ve got to help me. I think my friend is dead,” says the man in a panicky voice.
The operator, calmly and efficiently says to the man.
“Calm yourself down. I’m here to help you.
First of all, we must be sure that your friend is dead.”
There is a pause from the other end of the line, a shot is heard, and then the man’s voice comes back on the line.
“OK, and now what?”

i've heard it before but it's still my favorite

good one...10 points

how wonderfully horrible!!!!

I wonder if that hunter would want to take my ex next time

i dunno this was the first ime i heard it and i didnt really find it that funny