A couple has been dating for three months, and the sex is
getting dull.

One night they're lying in bed when the girl says, "Harry,
want to try something new? It's very kinky."

He says, "Sure."

She says, "Stand over me and take a s.h.i.t on me."

He stands up, straddles her, squats a bit, and takes a dump
on her chest.

She says, "Now lie in it on top of me and screw me."

He lies on top of her, with the s.h.i.t oozing between them, and
she gives him the wildest hump he's ever had.

The next time they're lying in bed, it's boring and she asks
him to do it again. He stands over her and grinds out a huge
turd onto her chest. Then he lies on her, and they have another
incredible lay.

As time goes on, Harry really gets into it. He eats like a
horse on the days before their dates, because it seems the more
he craps on her, the better the sex is.

One Thursday night, he has the runs, so on Friday morning he
eats a few cheese sandwiches and downs a whole bottle of
Kaopectate before he goes to work, so he won't wheedle down his
legs at the office.

That night, he goes to her house, they go in the bedroom and get
undressed, she lies on the bed, he stands over her, and squats
down, and grunts...but nothing comes out. He strains a bit, and
grunts, and then llbbt!...a little fart...but nothing of any
substance. For a few minutes, he's pushing and grunting, when
suddenly he hears her crying.

He says, "Honey, what's wrong?"

She says, "You're seeing someone else, aren't you?"

HAHAHA - good one

that is to too disgusting for words!