Think we all have had a time in our life that we said, or so desperately wanted to say, or heard something cheeky that is too funny or profound to keep to yourself? This forum is open for comments. Don't be cruel.

My problem hasnt been desparately wanting to say something as much as it has been not knowing when to shut up.....or, findng a more tactful way to say it (working most of my life in close quarters with just guys has sent tact out the window)....but Im learning and am a work in progress lol

Well, cheeky it is:

I often offer to let ladies go ahead of me at the grocery counter and the dialogue is often this:

ME: Hey, you can go ahead of me.

SHE: Oh, no, you're fine.

ME: Thank you, I've been working out but I didn't think it was showing yet.


Always gets a giggle.

we had someone call in for assistance , the previous agent had given them incorrect information, he made the statement "this is what happens when you hire people for an hourly wage'

I wanted to say
'and what should happen when people working for a salary still need an hourly worker to figure it out for them?'

,,,,bourgeois people,,,irritate me

ROFLMBO Good one. I think I will cross stich that on a pillow somehow.

Yes I am used to working predominantly around veterans and they are not so thin skinned and politically correct as some. Sometimes I think it is better to not mince words. You may offend a few but sometimes you actually get through to some of the knuckle heads.

just stitch your aida cloth and applique that on to the pillow...

was working at a cash register at a retail chain, and this lady sees a line, she goes to the front, straight over to me as Im doing a transaction with another customer, and starts asking al these questions like she's entitled to be served first.
I told her "Ma'am, I don't mean to be rude but I'm in the middle of a transaction here, and there's a line of people behind. You'll have to find another associate to help you with your questions."
And She KEPT GOING with the questions. Finally a coworker led her away and answered her questions, so then she comes back again, and is all like "Why wouldn't you answer my questions before when I asked you?"
Before i could answer she stormed off.
I really wanted to yell "GET YO RICH, SHRIVELED, PRINCESSY, ENTITLED A** TO THE BACK OF THE DAMN LINE!"
But instead I smiled and said "Have wonderful day!"
And under my breath "you old bag."
Customer heard me, giggled and said "some people, right?"

We used to say people like that were just so Daaarlin or Precious but everyone knows that is not always a compliment because in the south that is what they call ugly babies of the Master when they are being hideous monsters.

One time a girl friend of mine who was quite large breasted was giving me a hard time about my breasts being smaller. I told her at least when I got older I would not be a member of the senior citizen's hackey sack club.

Same gal, we were talking about belly buttons, she said sometimes hers was an innie, sometimes an outie. Someone asked how that could be, I said it depended on how much she ate.

I called my former boss over the pa system at the airport, requesting that he come to the front desk. He yelled from across the hanger "WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!?" I got back on the pa, and said "I just needed you to yell at me across the hanger, I'm good now"

Dearheart I knew you would come up with something good. PS. How is your "eye" area ouchie?

Sarcasm IS one of the many fine talents I have, lol...

My facial ouchie is much better, thank you! And I found out today that I don't need surgery on my hand for a dog bite injury, just therapy for scar tissue that's impeding the motion of my ring finger!

Well glad for the good news. Definitely do not want to impede your ring finger. I just know some really special person is going to want that to be operational at some time in the future.

This one Star makes me look really bad.. I mean really bad..but I will fess up...I have a problem with keeping my thoughts in my brain sometimes my filter gets turned off. and well I can invite trouble..

A week or so ago after watching my sister lay on a bed to get those skinny jeans on. We went shopping and stopped for for a snack...I ordered my ice cream cone she orders some sundae I didn't see it til we were sitting before I even thought.... IF you eat that your jeans aren't going to fit again...

Whew! As long as the middle finger is unaffected. That's the important finger.

I answered the phone at work one day, my male boss was standing right next to me. The man on the phone asked me a rude question. I handed the phone to my boss, he said hello in his manly voice, then looked at me and said "they hung up!?" I said I guess they didn't want to know what color your panties were!

The finger that is affected is the ring finger on my right hand, it's the one I rest my pencil/charcoal,paint brush/pastel sticks on. Honestly, truly, I was afraid (terrified) my art would be affected.

Thank God Suz... that would be a travesty your art work is breathtaking...

haaa, my family uses that term too 'precious',, or 'special',,lol

people who are convinced that they are never realize its truly a jab at their conceitedness