Shaddup....

I think everyone is in such a damn hurry, and when you rush, things go wrong.Go to the beach have a few cocktails, watch the waves and the people walk by and chill the **** out!

It's all yours, my friend!

Violence never solved anything. *backs away from you*

I do have the answer and I coud tell you.....but unfortunately my mouth is busy trying to bite my eyebrows

And some people DRIVE you crazy. You were fine before you met them.

sounds like my mom.
i was doin' ok, and then...well. you git mah drift.

I had something very close to this hanging in my office. My supervisor made me take it down. Told me it was not professional Two weeks to the day later she had a complete break down . Guess she couldn't set professional boundaries between herself and patients. ROFLMBO

Patient comes in week after week, month after month. Patient notes read
Week 1 Mildly anxious can't identify stressors.
Week 2 Thoughtful quiet answering basic questions. Sad.
Week 3 Minimizing obvious symptoms of severe depression; near tears.
Week 4 Arrives with family member asks if appointment can be rescheduled.
Week 5 Patient absent.
Week 6 Patient returns with notes, struggling to focus. Clearly deteriorating. Family is pressing for medication. Disrupting waiting area.
Week 7 Patient Notably improved; reports family is vacationing left patient to attend home and pets.
Week 8-14 a repeat of weeks 1-6
Week 15 Patient in grave distress; discussed hospitalization as and option.
Week 16 Patient is again markedly better. Hesitant to discuss details of family situation but nearby job transfer pending with legal benefits.
Week 17 Patient elated. Evaluated for possible Mania.
Week 18 Patient moved appointment to 4 weeks later.
Week 22 Patient mildly anxious but functioning. Submits address change. Co-operative and calm.
Week 23 Patient reports divorce pending. Some sadness and minor grief.
Week 24 Patient again markedly better.
Week 25 thru 29 Similar marked improvement each week
Week 30 Patient discharged no further reported negative symptoms.

Who says divorce can't cure. Hand to God actual records.

I had to laugh at this one.. Star...

I did have at one time a tshirt that said..
I don't care enough to please you..
When I am happy

Want to risk angering me..

My boss told me I couldnt wear it to work on
group therapy days...

Something my dear pops used to say - A LOT >>>

Seriously?

You can't be serious.

Oh, look! Basha's favorite opera is playing on TV.

"The Raisin of Seville"....

Now if I put the name or patient number you could lock me up and throw away the key. Me thinks the devil made you say that. lol

My head hurts thinking about the question.
If we work out the right I guess we will know the wrong.
Stuff that, need panadol for hurt brain.

Translation from Russian: "I think I must have said something to upset you."