..Dennis Miller's classic Mideast rant

"A brief overview of the situation is always valuable, so as a service
to all Americans who still don't get it, I now offer you the story of
the Middle East in just a few paragraphs, which is all you really need.
Don't thank me.I'm a giver. Here we go:
The Palestinians want their own country. There's just one thing about
that: There are no Palestinians. It's a made up word.
Israel was called Palestine for two thousand years. Like "Wiccan,"
"Palestinian"sounds ancient but is really a modern invention.
Before the Israelis won the land in war, Gaza was owned by Egypt, and
there were no "Palestinians" then, and the West Bank was owned by
Jordan, and there were no "Palestinians" then. As soon as the Jews took
over and started growing oranges as big as basketballs, what do you
know, say hello to the "Palestinians," weeping for their deep bond
with their lost "land" and "nation."

So for the sake of honesty, let's not use the word "Palestinian" any
more to describe these delightful folks, who dance for joy at our deaths
until someone points out they're being taped. Instead, let's call them
what they are: "Other Arabs Accomplish Anything In Life And Would Rather
Wrap Themselves In The Seductive Melodrama Of Eternal Struggle And
Death." I know that's a bit unwieldy to expect to see on CNN.
How about this, then: "Adjacent Jew-Haters."
Okay, so the Adjacent Jew-Haters want their own country. Oops, just one
more thing. No, they don't. They could've had their own country any time
in the last thirty years, especially two years ago at Camp David. But if
you have your own country, you have to have traffic lights and garbage
trucks and
Chambers of Commerce, and, worse, you actually have to figure out some
way to make a living. That's no fun. No, they want what all the other
Jew-Haters in the region want: Israel.

They also want a big pile of dead Jews, of course-that's where the real
fun is-but mostly they want Israel. Why? For one thing, trying to
destroy Israel-or "The Zionist Entity" as their textbooks call it-for
the last fifty years has allowed the rulers of Arab countries to divert
the attention of their own people away from the fact that they're the
blue-ribbon most illiterate, poorest, and tribally backward on God's
Earth, and if you've ever been around God's Earth, you know that's
really saying something.

It makes me roll my eyes every time one of our pundits waxes poetic
about the great history and culture of the Muslim Mideast. Unless I'm
missing something, the Arabs haven't given anything to the world since
Algebra, and, by the way, thanks a hell of a lot for that one.
Chew this around and spit it out: Five hundred million Arabs; five
million Jews. Think of all the Arab countries as a football field, and
Israel as a pack of matches sitting in the middle of it. And now these
same folks swear that if Israel gives them half of that pack of matches,
everyone will be pals. Really? Wow, what neat news. Hey, but what
about the string of wars to obliterate the tiny country and the constant
din of rabid blood oaths to drive every Jew into the sea?
Oh, that? We were just kidding.
My friend Kevin Rooney made a gorgeous point the other day: Just reverse
the numbers. Imagine five hundred million Jews and five million Arabs. I
was stunned at the simple brilliance of it.

Can anyone picture the Jews strapping belts of razor blades and dynamite
to themselves? Of course not. Or marshalling every fiber and force at
their disposal for generations to drive a tiny Arab state into the
sea? Nonsense.

Or dancing for joy at the murder of innocents? Impossible.
Or spreading and believing horrible lies about the Arabs baking their
bread with the blood of children? Disgusting.

No, as you know, left to themselves in a world of peace, the worst Jews
would ever do to people is debate them to death.
Mr. Bush, God bless him, is walking a tightrope. I understand that with
vital operations coming up against Iraq and others, it's in our
interest, as Americans, to try to stabilize our Arab allies as much as
possible, and, after all, that can't be much harder than stabilizing a
roomful of supermodels who've just had their drugs taken away.
However, in any big-picture strategy, there's always a danger of losing
moral weight. We've already lost some. After September 11 our president
told us and the world he was going to root out all terrorists and the
countries that supported them. Beautiful.

Then the Israelis, after months and months of having the equivalent of
an Oklahoma City every week (and then every day) start to do the same
thing we did, and we tell them to show restraint.
If America were being attacked with an Oklahoma City every day, we would
all very shortly be screaming for the administration to just be done
with it and kill everything south of the Mediterranean and east of the
Jordan. (Hey, wait a minute, that's actually not such a bad id . . . uh,
that is, what a horrible thought, yeah, horrible.)"

Actually this is all fake and all the things written are with out researched and one sided. As far as my written material, i wrote it in short and still told you even for 600 years the Jews killed CHRISTIANS, as i was not fake i told you what Christians did as well. One thing i forgot to mentioned was crusade, in which Christians killed Muslims in history there is no 2nd opinion in that, we all know it. So historically the Christians killing Muslims always happened from middle ages till today, and today's killing was done by America, Russia, Hitler, Christians of Serbia etc etc (all against Muslims) they all killed Muslims. And when in reply Muslims picked up only stones so they become terrorists, what a justice!!!!??

Actually this is all fake and all the things written are with out researched and one sided. As far as my written material, i wrote it in short and still told you even for 600 years the Jews killed CHRISTIANS, as i was not fake i told you what Christians did as well. One thing i forgot to mentioned was crusade, in which Christians killed Muslims in history there is no 2nd opinion in that, we all know it. So historically the Christians killing Muslims always happened from middle ages till today, and today's killing was done by America, Russia, Hitler, Christians of Serbia etc etc (all against Muslims) they all killed Muslims. And when in reply Muslims picked up only stones so they become terrorists, what a justice!!!!??

Btw, i personally believe and go with the Saudi scholars which believes if you don't have enough manpower and weapons to fight enemy then don't pick up weapons in hand and fight as it would only destroy you.

But i wouldn't deny the injustice, criminality, and cruelty done by Christians on Muslims throughout the history.

When Muslims were in power, they entered Yemen and in Palestine area without any killing because Muslims were authority, so when Muslims are in power they are always peaceful. When Christians are in power like today or in past they do the worse kind of bloodshed and the crusade against Muslims is a fine example for it.

just one more thing i would tell you. Today Jews are becoming very peaceful because they are fewer in number and they have to take help from america for their sustenance which is sadly in billions every year but if in future at any time they become powerful enough, you will see they would kill and crush even Christians as well, the way they kill Muslims.. mind my words.

May God that never happens, amen.

Are we talking about "Christians"? Or we talking about people that say they are Christian? Because the Christ I know has told the following.

Matthew 5:39

39 But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.

Well, this does not happen in real life. In real life, Americans waging wars on different nations, Germans were in war, USSR were in cold war and waged war on Afghanistan, and they were all Christians to different level. If they are not following the bible, it means you need to propagate your own religion to them before you think to enter into other countries. This is actually the same rule and justice i am talking about the Christians using against Muslims.

"oh if Muslim terrorists are not "real Muslims" then you need to tell the terrorists the right peaceful religion of Islam before you want to tell about Islam to Brits and Americans".

And btw, Islam is the fastest growing religion both in UK and America, alhamdulillah, with the grace of Allah.

Why wouldn't it happen in real life? Americans waging war on different nations or any other nation or people waging war on another has absolutely nothing to do with what God has told us and what it means to be a "Christian". Being a "Christian" is not just a title, it's a lifestyle. It's one that lives after Jesus "Christ", thus we have "Christ"ian and the instructions he gave us.

Goes with the saying actions speak louder then words. People can claim to be Christian or other all day long if they wish. But through their actions it'll truly show who they are, what they are.

That is exactly i am telling you. If you think they are only 'christian' by word and not by action. Then it means either the real Christians not telling the Christians how to live the real christian life or it means they're (real ones) so weak that the others have overpowered them.