Topic: Ladies: What do you think makes a good hubby?
regularfeller's photo
Mon 05/25/15 04:04 PM
Edited by regularfeller on Mon 05/25/15 04:10 PM

Don't call me sixteen million times or text me all day long to ask me what kind peanut butter to buy or tell me what ya ate for lunch or that the guy in front of you is taking too long to make a left turnbigsmile


flowerforyou I'm your huckleberry! I LOATHE this nothing chatter ALL DAY LONG!

I just overheard a woman call her husband in a store the other day and tell him they had some candy he liked 2 for $1 and should she buy him some? I was pulling MY hair out! You gotta be kidding me! You can't make that decision without a consult? It ain't like she wanted to buy a car!

regularfeller's photo
Mon 05/25/15 04:05 PM

Says things like baby dont you even worry about dinner I got this. you just sit down here in this comfy chair with this glass of wine and tell me all about your day while I do the cookingbigsmile


I will say, "Baby, don't worry about dinner until you finish this wine"...you wouldn't like my cooking, I eat weird stuff.

regularfeller's photo
Mon 05/25/15 04:06 PM

By this age he should be no stranger to mop and bucket and know how to dust and make a bed and what temp to wash a load of whites inbigsmile


I'm a pro, yo! EXCEPT - I will make NO bed! EVER!

regularfeller's photo
Mon 05/25/15 04:08 PM

When asked if another woman is prettier than me his standard answer should be darling that woman cannot hold a candle to you and in fact I would not have even noticed her if you had not pointed her outbigsmile


I would still not notice her, besides, what would i care either way? She don't let me touch her "special places" when my chores are done!

TMommy's photo
Mon 05/25/15 04:09 PM
When I am in mood for affection he should be ready willing and able to drop whatever it is he is doing,fling open that bedroom door and take me to bedbigsmile

msharmony's photo
Mon 05/25/15 04:10 PM
being a friend first and foremost

regularfeller's photo
Mon 05/25/15 04:11 PM

When I am in mood for affection he should be ready willing and able to drop whatever it is he is doing,fling open that bedroom door and take me to bedbigsmile



As long as it flows both ways!

:banana:

no1phD's photo
Mon 05/25/15 04:11 PM
Edited by no1phD on Mon 05/25/15 04:12 PM

When I am in mood for affection he should be ready willing and able to drop whatever it is he is doing,fling open that bedroom door and take me to bedbigsmile
ok... I will give you this 1.... don't let it go to your head...laugh :wink: ..lmao

TMommy's photo
Mon 05/25/15 04:18 PM
Haaaahaaa...imagine the poor sap reading this thinking gawd dang it all this woman is hard to pleasegrumble sense of humor required to inquire within bigsmile

no1phD's photo
Mon 05/25/15 04:20 PM
that + must have mad housekeeping skills and know how to make a decent cup of coffee and turn it on when required for her lol

no1phD's photo
Mon 05/25/15 04:21 PM
Ohh..I know you're a little slow on the uptake lol the last bit is not about the coffee maker..llaugh :wink:

regularfeller's photo
Mon 05/25/15 04:27 PM

Ohh..I know you're a little slow on the uptake lol the last bit is not about the coffee maker..llaugh :wink:



You better switch to Cialis...it's "ready when you are"! :laughing:

no1phD's photo
Mon 05/25/15 04:30 PM
Ok..question how does that work exactly lol because I'm ready all the time apparentlylaugh

regularfeller's photo
Mon 05/25/15 04:51 PM

Ok..question how does that work exactly lol because I'm ready all the time apparentlylaugh


:laughing: I don't know!

2469nascar's photo
Mon 05/25/15 05:07 PM

You know you're creamy...

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Mon 05/25/15 05:10 PM


A man with a good heart, who is not afraid to show his feelings, is compassionate and kind, but is strong when he needs to be. He is ambitious and strives to achieve his goals and is supportive of my ambitions. It would be nice if he was a handyman, jack of all trades. Someone who is intellectual and can carry on a conversation without me having to explain the "big" words to him. Someone who is my best friend and likes to have fun.


I possess all of these qualities, EXCEPT ambition...I have achieved all of my life goals...but I would fully support and encourage you in your endeavors!

Now if i can just get longer femurs and a personal trainer!


flowers

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Mon 05/25/15 05:23 PM


You know you're creamy...



You're extra creamy, baby. :wink:

rug212001's photo
Mon 05/25/15 05:27 PM
Edited by rug212001 on Mon 05/25/15 05:30 PM
He must speak in small sentences that involve words like lovely and narural and you look good with no make up and your hair all a mess in morning


Any attractive woman looks good like that. If they really need their hair done and makeup to be attractive then they are just faking it.

being a friend first and foremost


That goes both ways.

Now if i can just get longer femurs and a personal trainer!


You and me both. frown



The rest that I have read here sounds more like a butler than a husband. :tongue:

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Mon 05/25/15 05:35 PM
Then you need to go back and read my post again. It got lost in the shuffle...

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Mon 05/25/15 05:38 PM

The rest that I have read here sounds more like a butler than a husband. :tongue:


Nope...noway .....not mine.....I can take care of myself.flowerforyou