you sound like a cop...frisk me please...

Oh my gosh! I have sumthin' in my eye!

bad? what?? lol

did i let he secret out? lol

on the contrary i totally disagree with your statement but thats just me
lol

a guys 2 cents and perspective on lines women use here if it's ok. First
off I'm very shy in real life and have actually only managed to drag up
the courage to introduce myself to a woman I didn't know once in my
life. All I did was buy her and the girl she was with a bottle of the
beer I noted they were drinking and walked up as they were finishing and
said "Good evening ladies, my name is Don, how ya'll doing tonight?" it
actually led to one of the longer relationships since my divorce (almost
a year and a half) and although she wasn't in the end "the one" it
turned out to be good and still I haven't managed to do it again. Having
said that it's because of my shyness I sort of wish women WOULD approach
me once in a while and just say " Hello" because I can handle that and
am ok with making conversation, it's just me doing it that scares the
spit outta me. No line necesary , just a simple hi and an indication
she'd like to talk and the ice is broken. Now as for the only "line" I
have heard......... and I swear you ladies have a manual because I've
heard it several times........
I've had women I never met before come up, rub my head (I don't go
anywhere in public with so much shadow that you'd ever feel it with
anything) and say..............
"MMMMMMMMMM I wonder what that'd feel like between my thighs?"
Now I know from the beginning that they're just playing and flirtin and
like I said, once the ice is broken I can handle the shyness so the
devil in me has always gotten the better of me when I've heard that and
my standard reply is.............
"only one way to find out Sugah!" only once has that gone anywhere but
it's always led to a nice evening of fun conversation and flirting and
then we've gone our seperate ways. Yeah it's fun and funny but if you're
serious about wantng to start a conversation with a guy ladies, please,
just say hello!

thanx "MO" I have heard alot of th good ones too!

is that a pony tail ???or a muff handle???

wow

i still say talk about jello and boobs

Damn M you have me stumped AGAIN loss for words. and that is hard to do
with me lol

ME 2 LOL,LOL

Oh what BIG feet you have! lol

walll lil' lday,,,this ain't my dick in yea back!!!

I've read this from the beginning. I'm going to go up to a guy tomorrow
and say "jello". I'll report back.

if u read it from the beginning then u know you have to say more then
"jello"
silly girl

OOOhhh, I gots lot more to say. Just gonna try....JELLO

M then where is it lol

lol... I think she should do it... it's worth a try. (good idea btw) I
work with the public... so I may try it too just to see what they do...
I'll have to report back too.

I am happy to see ya ...this ain;t no squirrel in my pocket!!!

I'm not sure about Michael, he has no squirrel in his pocket, that's not
his dick in your back??? Hey, the anal sex discussion is over there!!!
:)