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this whole jello thing has gotten way out of hand
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OH my fucking gosh dabad, If I knew that would not scare the shit out of
him I think I would! To you also lol |
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would you like a lil' whipped cream with that jello?
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dam. don't ask Michael!!
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as long as my balls werent crushed by the female id most likely say well
shit, you make me a ketchup sandwich after we done and let me smoke in bed im yours baby |
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I know I know what I can do, I bumped into him on the way out of the gym
and I know what kind of truck he drives, I hate meeting anyone at the gym because you always look like shit, So I will tape my phone number to his window with my email and phone number so he can see who I am hahahah! How is that! |
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now you got him started again
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im a pretty simple kinda guy, but thats just me
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Da BAD I had a girl give me that line before?
It was very direct and to my point? LOL |
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now you know the minute you grab him by the balls he's gonna
flip...thinkin you're gonna hurt 'em somehow lol nothing like gettin his attention tho lmao |
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SEE!!!!!!!
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do you cum here often or just now???
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does he know you?
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yeap
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How about having sex with a sexy women and have her spred ketchup all
over her body lol |
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well be careful with that one Shag... any body could take that off tha'
window. You could just go in all beautiful and not work out... and hand it to him and leave. |
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*waits for the funny reply from dabad lol
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oh hell with it stormeys right get all oprettied up and go give him your
number |
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I could stormy but I dont know when he is there all the time and I would
hate to miss a good work out as I dont really wait for anyone. |
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LOL... lordy lordy yaw'll.
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