An old man and his wife went to bed. After a few minutes, the old man lets out a loud fart and says, “One nothing.”
His wife rolls over and asks, “What In the world was that?
The old man says, “A goal. I’m ahead one nothing.”
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, “Goal! One to one now we are tied.”
The old man farts again. “Goal! I’m ahead 2-1 now.”
Starting to get the hang of it, the wife quickly farts again and says, “Goal! 2 - 2 were tied again.”
The old man tries to fart again, but cannot. Trying desperately not to be outdone by his wife, he gives it everything he has to get out just one more fart. He strains a little too hard and ****s the bed.
The wife asks, “Now what in the hell was that?”
The The old man replies, “Half time, we have to switch sides now!”

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