Not ment to insult the men at all~ I just laughed my ass off when my
friend sent this to me so I thought we would get a kick out of it, again
NO INSULTS intended so please dont take it that way.

sing to the tune of "I will survive"



At first I was afraid,
I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches
Lord, I almost died.
But I'd spent so many nights
just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on. . .

But there you are,
Another lie!
I was ready for a Big Mac
and you've brought me a French fry.
I should have known it was so small,
Just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans.

Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches
then turn up with only 4,
Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't notice it pop out,
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count?

I will survive,
I will survi-ive,
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex.
I will survive,
I will survive. . hey, hey!

It took all my self control
not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little wiener
standing small and proud.
But too bad about your ego
and to Hell with all your needs!
Now I'm saving all my lovin'
for a cordless multispeed

Go on now go,
Just make a dash,
Last time I saw a Dick that small I was treating diaper rash!
I should have asked for confirmation,
Should have asked for pictures, please!
Then I wouldn't have you waving that
wee winkie thing at me.

Go on now go,
Just hit the track,
Don't you bring me home no little worm,
I'll always throw them back.
The only thing that I could do with a D!^& as small as yours,
Is to stick it with a tooth pick And then call it an hors d'oeuvre!

I will survive,
I will survi-ive,
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex.
I will survive,
I will survive. . .hey, hey!

Go on now go,
Get out of my sight,
I'm going back to my appliance,
Cuz I know it's length is right,
And if I ever see your tiny pecker peckin' at my door,
You'll be counting your 4 inches as you pick them off the floor.
Go on now Go!

DAMM IT GIRL?? LMFAO????
That was a good one. The diaper rash, CRACKED me upp.????

lmao me too!

I am still laughing from reading it!!! Singing it! But you know someone
is going to take offence and make some negitive comment! Oh well it was
worth the laugh

lmao

imao funny like hell!

You may not believe as much,
I tell you this much is true,
gonna say a thing or two,
of th things I could do for you,
I may not be "John Holmes",
or have a "HORSES" bone,
But I could "DO" you,with my mouth,
Before th GREAT big John,
could even GET his OWN !!!
if you don't like th size,
I have no alibies,only SIGHS
I will not be held blame,
one thing I can tell you,
is I can TRUELY write MY name !!!.............M.

git that offa yo ass.....

now read between th lines...

i think theres ALOT of stoned people on this site....

huh

omg that is truly funny

HORSES DO GREAT GET OWN SIGHS TRUELY

not you that was funny

see i don t know wtf hes talkin about lol

HEY "BADS" WASSUP?..............M.

Shag that was too good

i dont know lol
Im still trying to figure that out I guess

huh was for what was he talking about also lol not you darlin. I would
only say huh if you asked me out on a date as I would be spechless
~~Blushes lol

WHAT?

My speachless comment was for dabad lol