There was a young fellow from Trinity
Who ruined his sister's virginity.
Buggered his brother,
had twins by his mother
and took a degree in divinity.



There was a young man from Kildare
who was ****ing a girl on the stair
the bannister broke, but he doubled his stroke
and finished her off in midair



There once was a Texan named Bush,
Who had a most cavernous tush.
He said: 'For a war
I'll be your butt whore!'
Said Blair: 'I'll give it a push!'



There was a young woman named Alice,
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina in North Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Dallas.



A maid from Bexhill on Sea,
lay with a plumber upon a setee.
Said the maid 'Stop your plumbing!
There's somebody coming.'
Said the plumber, still plumbing, 'Its me.'



There were three ladies from Birmingham,
And this is the story concerning 'em.
They lifted the frock,
And tickled the ****,
of the Bishop who was confirming 'em.

But the Bishop himself was no fool.
He had been to a large public school.
So he shifted his britches,
And buggered the *****es
With his ten-inch Episcopal tool.

Now the youngest young lady, named Lou,
Said as his Lordship withdrew,
The Vicar is quicker,
Stronger and thicker,
And two inches longer than you!

those were good ones!

A horny young lady named Lil
****ed a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina
in north Carolina
and bits of her tits in Brazil

There was a young lady named Sharkey
Who had an affair with a darkey.
The result of her sins
Was quadruplets, not twins,
One white, and one black, and two khaki.

William's Warning
Say I to thee, dearest, beware
Of men like me who to thee fair
Wilt give thee a rose
Whilst shedding our clothes
For more than our souls doth we bare.

But shouldst thy fair hand reach to pick
Thy rose, dear, thou mustn't be quick
To pluck, else in kind,
Thou wilt surely find
In thy tend'rest fingers a prick.

When Milton inspected his willie,
He said "This thing's so short it's just silly.
It's becoming so small
I can't find it at all
And I soon won't be Milt, I'll be Millie."

There once was a girl from Whick
Who said to her Mum "What's a d1ck?"
She said "My dear Annie,
It goes up your fanny
And jumps up and down till it's sick".

There was a young man from Bombay
On a slow boat to china one day
He was trapped at the tiller
By a sex starved gorilla
And China's a long long way.