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      .....turn you off?
 
  I really do try to keep sleek earz, eyebrowz, and nostrilz!! The nosestache....not a good look!!!.....but...... ....Shoot!!! These days every hipster and his daddy has a "designer beard". Most women I know, equate this to being a total DB! My girl likes the "look" of my 5 o'clock shadow, but it is a different story when we hug. Sometimes I think I should clear the "light" carpet in front to show off my killer 12 pack, but she didn't fall for metro boy. I think I will just try to smell halfway decent and take my chances. So girls, how do you like your ape?  | 
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      What's bellz? I thought you meant something else. 
 
  I like men clean shaven.  | 
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      I like bellz for charity and those for fancy dress....but the bellz held for pleasure are the bellz that I like best.
     
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      Good grief. Sigh
     
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      For whom the fuzzy bellz tollz.
     
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      How did I get suckered into answering this topic?  
    
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        Beachfarmer
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        Sat 03/28/15 09:40 PM
       
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To allz zee above!!! hahahaha (you freegin KILL me Pancho!)  | 
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        Edited by
        Beachfarmer
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        Sat 03/28/15 09:40 PM
       
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     How did I get suckered into answering this topic?   
Like zee mozz to zee flame. You came, for zee fuzzy bellz.  | 
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      I feel dirty! *runs away screaming*
     
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     How did I get suckered into answering this topic?   
Like zee mozz to zee flame. You came, for zee fuzzy bellz. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahaha!  | 
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      Jumps into a lake, starts scrubbing vigorously and praying loudly!!!
     
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      Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Noooooo!!!!
     
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      Perhapz zhe needz zee razzor'
     
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      Zumzing about hyzterical zcreaming wimminz,
 
  Zends shiverz through my fuzzy bellz.  | 
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      No onez wantz to hearz about zyour shiverzing fuzzy bellz!
     
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     No onez wantz to hearz about zyour shiverzing fuzzy bellz! Um yez we do!  | 
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      Nya nya
 
  Zo zere you haz it Fuzzy bellz Beach.   
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