A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimee.

They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it - KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME. They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town.

Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress: "My wife and I can't seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand."

The waitress looked at him and said: "Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng."

I think it's kiss-I-me. Short i sound. Like in the word in.

Oh. That was a joke. Sh*t. I AM getting tired. Too funny.

very funny, but it's a town in FL pronounced
Ki-simm-ee

I've been to Kissimee, FL.

Yeah, but where is the emphasis placed? For real.

this one is for onegoofydame = Kissimmee (pronounced (IPA) /kiˈsimi/, with the accent on the second syllable)

on BBBUUURRRRGGGEEEEEERRRRR KIIIINNNNNNGG