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Topic: Looking for a slice of heaven..
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Tue 03/24/15 05:48 AM
Edited by devildog123 on Tue 03/24/15 05:50 AM
it doesn't matter what " Capt'n Crunch's" rank was. All that matters is that his torpedo will launch before Captain BS's

now you know why he has that big goofy smile

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Tue 03/24/15 05:55 AM


Cap'n Crunch may have lied about his rank, but at least he's a real Naval officer.
Who's Navy? Popeye's?


I think it was the Paraguayan Navy.

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Tue 03/24/15 08:55 AM
best of luck to you captain.If you find some pls let me know

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Tue 03/24/15 10:48 AM
Edited by WonderWoman48 on Tue 03/24/15 11:16 AM
Are you kidding me?

Your profile picture is FAKE.

A ship captain looking for a wife on online dating site!!!

Sounds too good to be true.

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Tue 03/24/15 02:42 PM

best of luck to you captain.If you find some pls let me know


Sure.. no problem. As soon as Captain Kirk here finds a woman he is going to contact you...as any guy would normally do.. just start telling strangers.

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Tue 03/24/15 02:44 PM
you can keep a slice of heaven..
I'm looking to break myself off.. a big piece of something naughty..mmmm

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Tue 03/24/15 02:57 PM
I know of a few people who met and married on dating sites and are very happy.:smile:

messi_is_a_tim_1888's photo
Tue 03/24/15 03:31 PM

I know of a few people who met and married on dating sites and are very happy.:smile:
What to fake ship captains? Don't talk shite!!!

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Wed 03/25/15 11:59 PM
Edited by DadCat on Wed 03/25/15 11:59 PM
Would anyone be interested in meeting Captain Kangaroo? He's probably posted on mingle too.


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Thu 03/26/15 03:49 AM

Would anyone be interested in meeting Captain Kangaroo? He's probably posted on mingle too.




rofl rofl rofl rofl

I was just about to make a Captain Kangaroo joke, but you beat me to it.

Perhaps he knows Captain Hook?

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