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Topic: He is damn too big!
Goofball73's photo
Mon 03/16/15 09:25 PM
Well....at the very least he will never hear a girl ask him "Are you in yet?".

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Mon 03/16/15 09:27 PM
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

kagobernard's photo
Mon 03/16/15 09:29 PM
i think leaving him is not a good idea but tell him that its good to have sex once in a month

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Mon 03/16/15 09:31 PM
It is not her problem.

panchovanilla's photo
Mon 03/16/15 09:53 PM
There was a man from Kent
His rod was so long that it bent.
So what he thought he could do
Was fold it in two.
But then instead of c*mming..he went.

MariahsFantasy's photo
Tue 03/17/15 12:56 AM

My cousin complained to me a yesterday about her relationship.. in her words " Lora, I'm thinking of leaving Greg cos.... well this is embarrassing, but his thing is damn too big for me, and sex is like giving birth! its painful, and I can't take it no more. i love him and all, but its just not great. I probably sound like a sick girl right now, but do you think I should go or continue and hope sex becomes great? "
okay? and I'm like " ummmmm..... this is really awkward, but I'll get back to you in three days" :(
this is extremely awkward. I'm in no position to advice her about her sex life... so I brought it here. what do you think she should do? leave him or tell him to go for a reduction surgery or whatever....


Hmm I dunno if there's a penis de-larger out there. I'm still questing if guys would ever willingly make their junk smaller.

STUNKY's photo
Tue 03/17/15 06:24 AM
Did she try lubrication and she must start with foreplay to make her more relaxed and willing

messi_is_a_tim_1888's photo
Tue 03/17/15 06:29 AM


My cousin complained to me a yesterday about her relationship.. in her words " Lora, I'm thinking of leaving Greg cos.... well this is embarrassing, but his thing is damn too big for me, and sex is like giving birth! its painful, and I can't take it no more. i love him and all, but its just not great. I probably sound like a sick girl right now, but do you think I should go or continue and hope sex becomes great? "
okay? and I'm like " ummmmm..... this is really awkward, but I'll get back to you in three days" :(
this is extremely awkward. I'm in no position to advice her about her sex life... so I brought it here. what do you think she should do? leave him or tell him to go for a reduction surgery or whatever....


Hmm I dunno if there's a penis de-larger out there. I'm still questing if guys would ever willingly make their junk smaller.
Ain't no guy in their right mind would get their dick de-larged!!! What goes through some women's minds to even think that a guy would contemplate this?? Crazy!

JaSaSam's photo
Sun 03/22/15 01:59 PM

It's a cop out. If she really loved him then she would find a way to stay. Penis size being too damn big is like 87th on the reasons to break up....and there are only 87 of them. :wink:




laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh I totally agree. New positions can be explored and also increase the foreplay so that sexual excitement will make the vagina more lubricated. What about personal lubricants.

well if that doesn't work...get a smaller one...wonder what size is really big for her though? indifferent

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Sun 03/22/15 02:32 PM
There's just no pleasing women.

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Sun 03/22/15 02:42 PM
I'm looking for rooms for rent and most of them are posted by perverted men.

panchovanilla's photo
Sun 03/22/15 02:42 PM
This is the standard test and procedure, to test if a man's penis is too big for his partner.
1. Insert penis while it is flacid. A couple of popsicle sticks may be needed, to do this.
2. As the penis becomes erect, listen for the sound of bone cracking.
3. If that sound is heard, it is too big.
4. Deflate penis quickly, by partner administering a solid punch to testicles.

Rock's photo
Sun 03/22/15 02:49 PM

I'm looking for rooms for rent and most of them are posted by perverted men.


I've already had a tenant that you remind me of.

'Cept you seem sober.

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