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Topic: A Kink Vs. A Freak !
SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33269	Sat 03/14/15 02:38 PM
I want to tie up my ex and have my way with him.. May I recommend mousetraps? LOL joking, Estelle...

IamwhoIam1 Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 6400	Sat 03/14/15 02:42 PM
I want to tie up my ex and have my way with him.. Coming from you, that sounds ominous.

Estelle79 Joined Thu 09/11/14 Posts: 1452	Sat 03/14/15 02:47 PM
My special tools for him would be a muzzle, dog leash and collar, Faith No More blasting (he hates them, I love them it's a win win), ice cream, candle wax, and a feather duster.

IamwhoIam1 Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 6400	Sat 03/14/15 02:48 PM
I think they need to get a room! You figure? Excellent idea

IamwhoIam1 Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 6400	Sat 03/14/15 02:50 PM
My special tools for him would be a muzzle, dog leash and collar, Faith No More blasting (he hates them, I love them it's a win win), ice cream, candle wax, and a feather duster. Mmmkay, Kathy Bates from "Misery".

Estelle79 Joined Thu 09/11/14 Posts: 1452	Sat 03/14/15 02:50 PM
I want to tie up my ex and have my way with him.. Coming from you, that sounds ominous. This would be completely non-consensual..

Estelle79 Joined Thu 09/11/14 Posts: 1452	Sat 03/14/15 02:51 PM
My special tools for him would be a muzzle, dog leash and collar, Faith No More blasting (he hates them, I love them it's a win win), ice cream, candle wax, and a feather duster. Mmmkay, Kathy Bates from "Misery".

devildog123 Joined Mon 09/08/14 Posts: 3902	Sat 03/14/15 03:00 PM
My special tools for him would be a muzzle, dog leash and collar, Faith No More blasting (he hates them, I love them it's a win win), ice cream, candle wax, and a feather duster. If he behaves , are you going to throw him a Milk Bone dog biscuit?

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Sat 03/14/15 03:06 PM
I want to tie up my ex and have my way with him.. Coming from you, that sounds ominous. This would be completely non-consensual.. Am I right in assuming he's not your flavour of the month

msharmony Joined Mon 08/31/09 Posts: 61041	Sat 03/14/15 03:14 PM Edited by msharmony on Sat 03/14/15 03:15 PM
whatever satisfies the partner I love and doesn't include any of my personal boundaries ,,,which is a short list,,, I think its more about being a generous lover, than a kinky or freaky one,,, anyone else agree?

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Sat 03/14/15 03:18 PM
whatever satisfies the partner I love and doesn't include any of my personal boundaries ,,,which is a short list,,, I think its more about being a generous lover, than a kinky or freaky one,,, anyone else agree? depend what your boundaries are Ms, care to share lmao

msharmony Joined Mon 08/31/09 Posts: 61041	Sat 03/14/15 03:30 PM


no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 03/14/15 08:31 PM
goes to his local s and m..store to order new latex suit.. ....

Curiouschula Joined Sat 03/14/15 Posts: 3	Sat 03/14/15 08:32 PM
Kink!!

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 03/14/15 08:34 PM
a week later his much anticipated latex suit arrives... . secretly goes out to garage to try it on...hmm.. this can't be right.!.. ... there has to be a mistake.. ... definitely a mistake..lol

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 03/14/15 08:40 PM
sends latex suit back.. ..... two weeks later new latex suit arrives.... smears baby oil all over himself.. squeezes into new suit.. YES..YES.. much better.... ..... now I just need to be broken in.. .. giddy up...lol

jacktrades Joined Tue 09/11/12 Posts: 4395	Sun 03/15/15 12:37 AM
whatever satisfies the partner I love and doesn't include any of my personal boundaries ,,,which is a short list,,, I think its more about being a generous lover, than a kinky or freaky one,,, anyone else agree? I agree with ms harmony on this .I look at it as being a generous lover I mean really who is to say what is kinky.

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33269	Sun 03/15/15 03:43 AM
sends latex suit back.. ..... two weeks later new latex suit arrives.... smears baby oil all over himself.. squeezes into new suit.. YES..YES.. much better.... ..... now I just need to be broken in.. .. giddy up...lol OMG hahaha, how can anyone be up for taking that for a ride?

tta1128 Joined Sun 12/14/14 Posts: 514	Sun 03/15/15 03:47 AM
Emailed to me by a friend .. Not sure who wrote this little gem .. FIFTY SHADES OF GREY ... a husband's point of view .... The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag; .... T'was .. Fifty Shades of Grey. Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared The sight filled me with dread... Her left hand held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Mabel hasn't weathered well ... She's eighty four next week !!! Watching Mabel bump and grind Could not have been much grimmer. And then things went from bad to worse ... She toppled off her Zimmer ! She struggled back upon her feet A couple of minutes later ... She put her teeth back in and said I am a dominater!!!! Now if you knew about our Mabel, You'd see just why I spluttered, I'd spent two months in traction For the last complaint I'd uttered. She stood there nude and naked Bent forward just a bit I went to hold her ... sensual like... and stood on her left tit ! Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out, My God what had I done ? She moaned and groaned then shouted out ... Step on the other one! Well readers, I can tell no more, Of what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair, Turned fifty shades of grey. :heart to all the kinky ones That was funny and cute.

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33269	Sun 03/15/15 03:54 AM
whatever satisfies the partner I love and doesn't include any of my personal boundaries ,,,which is a short list,,, I think its more about being a generous lover, than a kinky or freaky one,,, anyone else agree? Not sure I agree... something doesn't sit well with this statement, although I can't really put my finger on what's off for me... One thing I do know: it feels too much like being a pleaser. And somehow it makes me feel that you'd miss the hot searing passion when your lover doesn't really want something specific but is basically up for anything. Hmm... interesting statement ..