Well, my "Opinion Minions" really surprise me on the last forum..
Okay I'm going deep on this one. what do you consider yourself when its time to have intimacy or a sexcapade with your lover. Ask yourself this, "Am I a freak...( in a Good Way lol...trust!). But no, ask yourself " am I a freak , foreplay, fruit & ice cream, fingers & toes, crazy sex positions & risky places from public bathroom "Ah-Ah", to the corporate offices or somewhere of a risk of getting caught.Maybe you like me, a kink! oh you didn't know ya' man 2fly was a kink....well..? yeah I love it...role playing, oral "Ah-Ah's", exotic masquerades, the whole gambit. So what kind of lover you consider yourself a traditional freak or a assertive kink like me....well , that's for another time it a amazing race between the freaks & us kinks. So let me know & let's keep in mind we all adults so don't hold back...!

I'm a kinky freak..

That's for me to know and my lover. Not you.

I was about to say "I'm with PhD" but then .. I'm not a freak!!!
So I'm gonna put my lovely bum down with one cheek on the kinky and the other on the BDSM settee. My feet in high heels resting on the vanilla couch, lean forward and blow PhD - on the kinky & freak bench - a kiss.

Whatever

.... come on baby get a little freaky with it.... get your freak on..
.... goes over to the wall of pleasure..
.hmm..hmmm... takes 4 mouse traps
. from the wall... snap..ohh.. snap ohh
.. takes a deep breath.... parts legs..lol
.SNAP.. FOUND A BOX OF RAISINS..
wipes tear drop from his eye... SNAP.
.. SON OF A BOX OF RAISINS....

.. wipes tears of joy from his eyes..
. stands there smiling at crystal.... come on lets get freaky..

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So you caught something?

I go with the flow when I'm with someone, because like I know before I have sex with someone if we are sexually compatible. Does that make me a freaky lover? Anyone else know this?

Hmm... Okay ... I'm gonna put li'l weights on your mousetraps ... then make you dance.. No... no! Gonna get the flogger out and caress your back with its soft leather fingers, then smack! they'll bite your pretty bum cheeks.. making you jump.. the weights move up and .. drop down.. pleasure zinging through you..
I hope.. I mean, mousetraps, goodness gracious, great balls of fire!
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..ohhh.. mama.. did I catch something.lol.... the right one went on no problem.... there is a trick to putting this on you know..lol... you have to get the mouse trap right over top of the.. think reaching up to pick an apple..lol.... the left one got away from me.... didn't quite make it all the way to the top so to speak..... talk about pleasure and pain...lmao

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weights...hmm....hmm..
.. I like the idea of that..hmm... and the gentle flogging..mmhmm..
... bends over and lubes up his butt cheeks... adds a little salt to the lube.
...... now make sure you just break the skin a little bit.... please pretty please..
..... reaches over to the end of the table and . and grabs on tightly..
Mmmmm....... don't keep me waiting don't keep me waiting...mmmm

Hears crazy male screams of pain. Calls the cops. Then runs over the neighbor's home to see if he's been hurt. Finds 4 rat traps attached to his bum, as he squirms in pain. Runs back home. Brings back video camera. Tapes crazy neighbor in pain and humiliation. Shares video on YouTube. Gets 500 million views. Becomes rich.

No no... no breaking of that nice skin... but it'll be good nonetheless, don't worry! I'll tease and tickle that strong muscular back with the straps, let them caress your broad shoulders ... then slap till your cheeks again till they glow and have a nice pinky red colour. My lips graze over the hot skin ... need rushes through you while I reach around to grab ...

Dang... I feel a 5th story coming up!
* Gonna put my makeshift splint back so I can type a bit more *

Cops finally show up. See the mess on the floor. Try hard not to laugh. Escort humiliated man into an ambulance, 4 rat traps still dangling from his behind. Man is still screaming in excruciating pain, has to lie down on stretcher on his stomach. The cops make out "that b*t*c left me this way" through his agonized moans. "I should have paid her more. I knew I was too cheap", the crazy neighbor continued to whimper.

I don't know what's going on exactly with this thread and the mousetraps, but I think the kinks are winning..

I don't need all that to get me going, I guess I'm just a simple freak with a subtle, refined taste in sex.

And me, I would keep the mouse trap for rodents, unless he was a smelly rodent lol

I think they need to get a room!

I want to tie up my ex and have my way with him..