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ding dang ..baby.. I was only kiddn. kitten.... you know nothing can come between you and me.... ok maybe 3 ply! but that's hard to come by......
... so you have no fears so wipe away those tears.... you know I lov.. wait a minute what's that you're hiding behind your back...... A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER.. DING DANG BABY I WOULDN'T DO" YOU" LIKE THAT..... ... I would never go behind your back.. ... .... just to get a piece of toilet paper on the side.... please baby give me some cred..... dang... I guess once you are labeled a player. always A player..... toilet paper baby ..that's just cold... you cut me like a paper cut.. Lol..jk..  
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squeezes Kleenex box tightly.. Mmmm.. in her hair..mmmmm. ... too much you think.?  
Nah, I knew you was gonna put your foot in that one, lol And you prolly knew I knew, so that makes us even. * was it as good for you as it was for me? Or have I rubbed you up the wrong way? * |
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.. I don't believe ,there is a wrong way to rub a. no 1 PhD..lol..
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What the hell do women want? Steggs, your 40 years old...You serious?....You really don't know?.... 
We want the same things you want, we just want them more often...
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.. I don't believe ,there is a wrong way to rub a. no 1 PhD..lol.. I know .. 
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runs over to the wall of pleasure..
frantically looking and scanning the wall... where is it where is it.... there it is... I knew Leigh..was into this... .... slaps.. the ping pong paddle against his thigh..ohhh..... dream come true... 
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runs over to the wall of pleasure.. frantically looking and scanning the wall... where is it where is it.... there it is... I knew Leigh..was into this... .... slaps.. the ping pong paddle against his thigh..ohhh..... dream come true...
C'mere puddin, ima smack your bottom with that paddle and hand you a kleenex... .
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runs over to the wall of pleasure.. frantically looking and scanning the wall... where is it where is it.... there it is... I knew Leigh..was into this... .... slaps.. the ping pong paddle against his thigh..ohhh..... dream come true...
C'mere puddin, ima smack your bottom with that paddle and hand you a kleenex... .
.... as he's bent over the kitchen table.. . turns his head from side to side. .... oh wait a minute! I see a roll of bounty..... it's the better picker upper..
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runs over to the wall of pleasure.. frantically looking and scanning the wall... where is it where is it.... there it is... I knew Leigh..was into this... .... slaps.. the ping pong paddle against his thigh..ohhh..... dream come true...
C'mere puddin, ima smack your bottom with that paddle and hand you a kleenex... .
.... as he's bent over the kitchen table.. . turns his head from side to side. .... oh wait a minute! I see a roll of bounty..... it's the better picker upper..
. . . hahahahaha!...I love Bounty Select A Size!! 
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Hmm.... the benefits of paper vs cloth.... on one hand it's always nice to have a nice warm cloth....
.... but on the other hand... well OK in the hand... paper is very sterile.. And disposable ..hmm.... now I'm just confused..
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You got my head spinning! Keep it simple, keep it real!
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What the hell do women want? 
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Edited by
Maria195
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Sat 02/28/15 08:34 PM
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who amongst us, ever gets what they want.. really!.. I do my best to give them what they need... whatever they need... however much of it they need.. and whenever they need it.. ... as far as their wants go... . Who am I Santa Claus..lol... PhD I love your sense of humor. But I have to agree with tealbreeze. But goes both ways, we need to give the same thing back to our nice men.
Please can someone guide me where I can find one of those men? All I need is just One good men, I don't care about his morney/properties. I'm not materialistic at all. 
... but what are you going to say... when I put on 50 pounds and just lay around on the couch all day... eating potato chips... and playing video games....
Well if my partner choose to put 50 pounds is completely up to him. He's not going to eat potato chips because I will be cooking healthy meals for both of us and doing lots of walking rather than play video games. 
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well everyone is to be love and be loved...
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well everyone is to be love and be loved... its the differant beliefs of what love is.....there is no one catchall meaning, you can say the words to another and often it is taken in with a very different meaning......often with men and women, thats why its sometimes best to wait until there is a commitment befor sex..... |
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who amongst us, ever gets what they want.. really!.. I do my best to give them what they need... whatever they need... however much of it they need.. and whenever they need it.. ... as far as their wants go... . Who am I Santa Claus..lol... PhD I love your sense of humor. But I have to agree with tealbreeze. But goes both ways, we need to give the same thing back to our nice men.
Please can someone guide me where I can find one of those men? All I need is just One good men, I don't care about his morney/properties. I'm not materialistic at all.
... but what are you going to say... when I put on 50 pounds and just lay around on the couch all day... eating potato chips... and playing video games....
Well if my partner choose to put 50 pounds is completely up to him. He's not going to eat potato chips because I will be cooking healthy meals for both of us and doing lots of walking rather than play video .....games. .
... . .. goes over to Maria gives her a big passionate kiss takes her hand... leads her to the bedroom and says.. . I can't think of a better way to get exercise than walking.....  
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