I feel lazy
Let's not do a thing
Ah leave the phone
No matter how loud it will ring

I feel lazy
Wait till tomorrow
Grab another beer
Forget about the sorrow

I feel lazy
Just apply for work later
I don't need a job
Don't be a hater

I feel lazy
Someone else will take care of me
I can beg and plead
Just watch me you'll see

I feel lazy
To heck with my responsibilities
Those with jobs will pay for
My food, house, and utilities

I feel lazy
I can work but just won't
Do whatever I want
You cannot complain so just don't

I feel lazy
The internet is my job
I browse while in my underwear
Hey I'm a hunk and a heart throb

I feel lazy
Sometimes I do cam
I hold up someone else's picture
Yea sure that's me mam

I feel lazy
Who needs a car
I just catch a ride
I don't need to go far

I feel lazy
Paper plates are the best
Plastic utensils and cups
My garbage man does the rest

I feel lazy
Let's make one thing clear
Aint nobody getting between
Me and my beer.

made me smile

nice work

Well written.
True at so many levels.
Loved it.

There is nothing wrong with a simplistic style.

I use it and it works quite well

Remember it is about the meaning you want to send.

Enjoyed it

Wow, you must know my neighbor, he just sent the girl friend to pick up his disability check and her welfare check so he has money for beer. Kids don't have food or clothing but he has his beer.