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Topic: What You Failed To Mention.....
Kipp4458's photo
Wed 02/04/15 12:17 PM
What you failed to mention is you had just read Fifty shades of Gray so your mind was not on milk :tongue:


Damn, this book is hot.

Dodo_David's photo
Wed 02/04/15 12:17 PM
Edited by Dodo_David on Wed 02/04/15 12:19 PM
What you failed to mention is that you had the book in an oven.

I am sleepy. yawn

bashajones's photo
Wed 02/04/15 12:19 PM
What you failed to mention is that you ate it in your sleep.

I love eating pistachios...

Kipp4458's photo
Wed 02/04/15 12:21 PM
What you failed to mention is they are "nuts" laugh


I just tripped walking across my carpet.

bashajones's photo
Wed 02/04/15 12:44 PM
What you failed to mention is that you tripped on your shoe.


I think a nap is in order this afternoon, too.

MadDog1974's photo
Wed 02/04/15 01:20 PM
What you failed to mention is, you normally sleep in the afternoon.

I just came back from where dead people live.

no photo
Wed 02/04/15 01:24 PM


what you failed to mention is you went to the movies... where dead
actors can still live, on screen


I just moved interstate

MadDog1974's photo
Wed 02/04/15 01:28 PM
What you failed to mention is you really mean you moved to the Interstate.

I offered you a ride, but you refused.

MadDog1974's photo
Wed 02/04/15 01:29 PM
What you failed to mention is you really mean you moved to the Interstate.

I offered you a ride, but you refused.

no photo
Wed 02/04/15 01:38 PM


what you failed to mention is you totalled your car the other day


I am in love with my cousin

MadDog1974's photo
Wed 02/04/15 01:51 PM
What you failed to mention is that's legal where you live.

I'm a caffeine addict.

no photo
Wed 02/04/15 01:55 PM


what you failed to mention is you shoot it up



I am related to giraffes

Kipp4458's photo
Wed 02/04/15 04:29 PM
What you failed to mention is you are a horse.


I want candy.

bashajones's photo
Wed 02/04/15 06:15 PM
What you failed to mention is that you want Airheads...heehee


I'm listening to "Kansas City"...

Kipp4458's photo
Wed 02/04/15 06:27 PM
What you failed to mention is that you're also watching "Cloverfield".


I'm getting ready to go out in the snow.

screaminvern's photo
Wed 02/04/15 06:30 PM
What you failed to mention is you're in your birthday suit oops

Its warm here today

m3k4y's photo
Wed 02/04/15 06:48 PM
What you failed to mention is that you doesn't have a credit card...

I am hurt..

bashajones's photo
Wed 02/04/15 06:48 PM
What you failed to mention is that you're in Mexico.

I hope I didn't leave my credit card at work.

bashajones's photo
Wed 02/04/15 06:55 PM
What you failed to mention is that you broke a fingernail.

I'm going back to Kansas City...

m3k4y's photo
Wed 02/04/15 06:57 PM
You failed to mention that kansas is not a city it's a boy band...lol..

I just bit my finger...lol

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