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Topic: What You Failed To Mention.....
MadDog1974's photo
Wed 02/04/15 12:14 AM
What you failed to mention is you also use it to lure not so young men.

I'm looking for something.

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Wed 02/04/15 12:19 AM
Edited by Foursure on Wed 02/04/15 12:20 AM



what you failed to mention is that you are partially blind and so

wouldn't know if you found it


I like the cold wind


deucedaaa's photo
Wed 02/04/15 12:21 AM



what you failed to mention is that you will not be sleeping at all

you are going to a wild party



I keep candy to lure young men

What you failed to
Mention is that you lure young men to a tea party

I am not British

I should be at work

deucedaaa's photo
Wed 02/04/15 12:23 AM




what you failed to mention is that you are partially blind and so

wouldn't know if you found it


I like the cold wind



What you forgot to mention is that cold wind doesn't like you

I don't know how to play this game

MadDog1974's photo
Wed 02/04/15 12:24 AM
What you failed to mention is that you also like a warm wind.

There is too much snow on the ground.

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Wed 02/04/15 12:24 AM


ha ha go look at prior posts and you'll get it Deucehappy


what you failed to mention is that you invented this game


I have a huge boil on the end of my nose

MadDog1974's photo
Wed 02/04/15 12:28 AM
What you failed to mention is boils are considered beauty marks in some places.

I'm out of bullets.

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Wed 02/04/15 12:30 AM



what you failed to mention is that bullets are my favourite candy
especially the ones with red licorice


I have a pet iguana

MadDog1974's photo
Wed 02/04/15 12:36 AM
What you failed to mention is it's really an oversized chameleon.

I think I'm dead.

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Wed 02/04/15 12:38 AM



what you failed to mention is that your heart is very weak but not

dead yet




I have three eyebrows

MadDog1974's photo
Wed 02/04/15 12:42 AM
What you failed to mention is that's per eye.

I make toast in the bathtub.

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Wed 02/04/15 12:45 AM


what you failed to mention is that you wear a divers suit at the time




I think I am from Mars

MadDog1974's photo
Wed 02/04/15 12:50 AM
What you failed to mention is you mean the candy bar, not the planet.

Ace Frehley is better than he gets credit for.

bashajones's photo
Wed 02/04/15 11:06 AM
What you failed to mention is that Ace is the place with the helpful hardware man...

There's a kangaroo in my basement.

Dodo_David's photo
Wed 02/04/15 11:21 AM
What you failed to mention is that you are inside the kangaroo's pouch.

I wrote this post.

bashajones's photo
Wed 02/04/15 11:23 AM
What you failed to mention is that you actually typed it.

Ima go to the store for a few things..

Kipp4458's photo
Wed 02/04/15 11:23 AM
What you failed to mention is what you keep hidden in it's pouch.


I'm a poor mountaineer.

bashajones's photo
Wed 02/04/15 11:27 AM
What you failed to mention is that you're afraid of heights.

I have to make a list.

Kipp4458's photo
Wed 02/04/15 12:13 PM
What you failed to mention is I'm #1 on that list laugh


I need to go to the library.

bashajones's photo
Wed 02/04/15 12:14 PM
What you failed to mention that you're picking up a copy of "50 Shades of Gray"...


I forgot to pick up milk!

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