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Do you enjoy roller coasters and amusement parks? Am looking for the right woman to ride with me during the 2015 season. All expenses paid. Only one catch here, there can never be a romantic or sexual relationship between us. If interested, please contact me for details.
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Are you going to where the horse mask the whole time?
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Only if you ask me to, that thing is rather suffocating. I will pick one park this year to get pics on every coaster with it on. I dont ride with it though, the ride ops frown upon it.
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I don't get it.
If there's no sex, you're paying for everything, and it's all legal, why does the relationship have to be 'discreet'? Sounds like an exhilarating time ahead for you :-) |
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No woman will keep it platonic, if you wear the horse mask.
I know. I have one. ![]() |
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Yeeha...
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Discrete as in I live a busy life and dont need someone burning up my phone trying to eke out minute details for a week before and trying to reminisce for weeks afterward. I provide all necessary information in my confirmation email and a thank you as we part ways. I just cant afford more time than what I put into each trip.
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Only one catch here, there can never be a romantic or sexual relationship between us. Yeah right ![]() |
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I can provide contact info of former ride partners who can vouch for the lack of a romantic element as well as a former ride partner who tried the romantic route and got cut off mid trip. Horsin around is one thing, but Ill not tolerate anybody putting their hooves on someone else!
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If only I could take time off from work and pull this off...that sounds like one heck of a ride..lol..a lot of ups and downs to it...( tee hee )...but that's life in a nut shell..
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Do you enjoy roller coasters and amusement parks? Am looking for the right woman to ride with me during the 2015 season. All expenses paid. Only one catch here, there can never be a romantic or sexual relationship between us. If interested, please contact me for details. ![]() ![]() |
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Edited by
HeartlineRoll
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Tue 01/20/15 02:04 AM
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^^^I sprayed oats out of my nose on that one.But in all seriousness, she can dress however she chooses so long as it does not violate park rules. I dont judge based on what someone wears or how they look, so long as they are smiling ear to ear on every brake run we hit.
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I'm in!
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