an old man hasn't had sex with his wife in quite some time and wants to get things going again.
so he decides to pick up something sexy from the womens store for her.
he tells the sales clerk he would like to buy a sheer nighty. she shows him one and says this is $100.00. he says it's not as sheer as i would like it, do you have anything more sheer?
she shows him another and says this is $250.00.
he says this is nice, but i still want something more sheer. she shows him another and says this is the sheerest one we have and it's $500.00.
i'll take he says.
he takes it home and gives it to his wife and tells her to go put it on.upstairs she opens the box and the price tag is still on it. she says to herself, this is way too expensive, i'll take this back to the store tomorrow and get the money back. but for now i'll just go downstairs naked, that poor old fool can hardly see anyway.
so she goes downstairs naked, her husband is sitting in the chair, she asks how do you like it?
he says spin around for me once, so she does.
the old man shakes his head and says, gees, for $500.00 you think they would have at least ironed it.

Bet he didnt get any that night either.

Oh chit!!!!

Funeral to follow

LMAO!!! that was funny...it will be even longer before he gets it again..if she doesn't smack with a frying pan!!

OMG...

That was good....

Oh definitely...

frying pan...

dog house for hubby...

no lovins for a year...

if ever again....

all depends on how well he begs

and what he comes up with to prove
his eternal love and undying loyalty...

LMAO

ROTFLMAO