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Topic: I DON'T Wanna Turn 40
metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 12/09/14 12:54 AM
I almost died last week. I have a different perspective this week!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24707	Tue 12/09/14 02:46 AM
Everything will droop or fall off the minute the clock strikes your birth minute. It's just awful! Be prepared. YOU!!!! My Dear!!.....are SO FAR BEYOND sardonic quips from a middle aged man!!!! You have a shine that absolutely transcends!.....I SO adore you A!!!! You remind me of the LA I forgot! !!!!

MariahsFantasy Joined Mon 11/28/11 Posts: 6593	Tue 12/09/14 11:54 PM
Everything will droop or fall off the minute the clock strikes your birth minute. It's just awful! Be prepared. YOU!!!! My Dear!!.....are SO FAR BEYOND sardonic quips from a middle aged man!!!! You have a shine that absolutely transcends!.....I SO adore you A!!!! You remind me of the LA I forgot! !!!! Precious...thanks Joel.

MariahsFantasy Joined Mon 11/28/11 Posts: 6593	Wed 12/10/14 12:02 AM
Shoot. I turned 40 and next thing I know younger girls are hitting on me. Such a travesty! Whatever shall I do? I never considered you THAT ancient goof. You haven't bought the mid life crisis car have you? oh wait

MariahsFantasy Joined Mon 11/28/11 Posts: 6593	Wed 12/10/14 12:09 AM Edited by MariahsFantasy on Wed 12/10/14 12:06 AM
I know this is far off for me to say (about 10 years away) but I don't really want to turn 40. Generation X wasn't made to age, were we? Seriously, can I just have the wisdom from getting older? Spare me all the crapola I'm going to have to live through and just give me the knowledge. I don't wanna work for it anymore. I wanna explore the planet without people telling me every decade is a milestone. Why do I have to turn 40? This is a travesty. I promise you, when you are 39 you will be more than happy to turn 40 ...What seems old to you now will seem young when you get there...Relativity is a wonderful thing Audrey... I'm already cranky and stubborn so I'm halfway there. Think of all the ART that'll come out of the intricate hardships?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Wed 12/10/14 05:09 AM
I'm already cranky and stubborn so I'm halfway there. Think of all the ART that'll come out of the intricate hardships? You are going to 40, even if we have to drag you there while you are kicking and screaming.

MariahsFantasy Joined Mon 11/28/11 Posts: 6593	Wed 12/10/14 08:39 PM
Who's a better role model: Suzanne Somers or Barbara Bush?

mikey5360 Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096	Wed 12/10/14 08:44 PM
Look on the bright side of things....the year will go that fast and then you will be.....41.....

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Wed 12/10/14 08:46 PM Edited by panchovanilla on Wed 12/10/14 08:50 PM
Who's a better role model: Suzanne Somers or Barbara Bush? Suzanne Somers. She didn't marry an idiot. Better add OMG...I was thinking of Laura Bush!!!! Feel soooo stoopid.

SpicyExcel Joined Wed 10/31/12 Posts: 1622	Wed 12/10/14 08:49 PM
Look on the bright side of things....the year will go that fast and then you will be.....41..... that is so true!

plastic_pancakes Joined Sun 10/18/09 Posts: 7399	Wed 12/10/14 09:24 PM


Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Fri 12/12/14 10:35 AM
I know this is far off for me to say (about 10 years away) but I don't really want to turn 40. Generation X wasn't made to age, were we? Seriously, can I just have the wisdom from getting older? Spare me all the crapola I'm going to have to live through and just give me the knowledge. I don't wanna work for it anymore. I wanna explore the planet without people telling me every decade is a milestone. Why do I have to turn 40? This is a travesty. consider yourself lucky.i'm 6 years away from the big 4-0 and the grey hairs are already beginning

Nomadous Joined Sun 11/09/14 Posts: 1377	Fri 12/12/14 11:08 AM
I know this is far off for me to say (about 10 years away) but I don't really want to turn 40. Generation X wasn't made to age, were we? Seriously, can I just have the wisdom from getting older? Spare me all the crapola I'm going to have to live through and just give me the knowledge. I don't wanna work for it anymore. I wanna explore the planet without people telling me every decade is a milestone. Why do I have to turn 40? This is a travesty. While... time doesn't stop for anyone....one does have a choice, what to do with it....!!!

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Fri 12/12/14 11:16 AM Edited by Conrad_73 on Fri 12/12/14 11:16 AM
Heck,I am way into my second Forty! Kind of wore out the Brakes going for the first one!

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Fri 12/12/14 11:25 AM
Tips to avoid turning 40 -smoke..2+ packs daily. -drink excessively. Bad moonshine, if available. -never wear a seat belt. -always walk back alley or poorly lit streets. -run with scissors, and other sharp instruments. -never wash produce from the supermarket. -prepare meat, chicken and fish carelessly. -meet up with sketchy men from dating sites. Hope this was helpful. I have more..if needed.

michele63 Joined Sun 02/12/12 Posts: 3405	Fri 12/12/14 11:34 AM
Tips to avoid turning 40 -smoke..2+ packs daily. -drink excessively. Bad moonshine, if available. -never wear a seat belt. -always walk back alley or poorly lit streets. -run with scissors, and other sharp instruments. -never wash produce from the supermarket. -prepare meat, chicken and fish carelessly. -meet up with sketchy men from dating sites. Hope this was helpful. I have more..if needed. good ones but how can you have more tips???? you have gone up that hill and back around a couple times since 40. HEHEHEHEHE. (i should talk right???)