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Kipp4458 Joined Tue 01/13/15 Posts: 1677	Sat 01/31/15 03:54 PM
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

Foursure Joined Fri 01/09/15 Posts: 3231	Sat 01/31/15 05:10 PM
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

Foursure Joined Fri 01/09/15 Posts: 3231	Sat 01/31/15 05:12 PM
Steven Hawking, came back from his first date in 10 years. His glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, twisted ankle and grazed knees. Apparently, she stood him up! very funny messi

Kipp4458 Joined Tue 01/13/15 Posts: 1677	Sat 01/31/15 06:02 PM
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.

messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Wed 02/04/15 03:27 AM
There will be a new post-mortem today on the body of Michael Jackson, at the request of his family. The doctor has been briefed to determine which was the cause of death: A) Sunshine B) Moonlight C) Good times D) Boogie

messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Wed 02/04/15 03:50 AM
Just had some guy trying to tell me that flowers have sex organs?? What a load of....POPPYCOCK!!!

messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Fri 02/06/15 04:41 PM
Schizophrenia affects 6 out of 3 people!

Kipp4458 Joined Tue 01/13/15 Posts: 1677	Fri 02/06/15 04:59 PM
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

tattooedsingle Joined Mon 02/09/15 Posts: 2	Fri 02/13/15 04:30 PM Edited by tattooedsingle on Fri 02/13/15 04:31 PM


tattooedsingle Joined Mon 02/09/15 Posts: 2	Fri 02/13/15 04:33 PM
Why do women war flowers on there underwear ?? In remembrance of all the faces buried there lmao

Hephizibah Joined Tue 01/27/15 Posts: 18	Sat 02/14/15 12:34 PM
How do you know a guy has a high sperm count ? You have to chew before you swallow

anote Joined Mon 12/09/13 Posts: 1715	Sat 02/14/15 01:54 PM
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating. The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the **** is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!". The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

Kipp4458 Joined Tue 01/13/15 Posts: 1677	Sat 02/14/15 04:36 PM
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

sian1993 Joined Thu 07/03/14 Posts: 2	Fri 02/27/15 06:39 AM
Dad: "Say 'daddy.'" Baby: "Mommy!" Dad: "Come on, say 'daddy!'" Baby: "Mommy!" Dad: "** you. Say 'daddy!'" Baby: " you. Mommy!" Mom: "Honey, I'm home!" Baby: "** you!" Mom: "Who taught you to say that?" Baby: "Daddy!" Dad: "Son of a b*tch." HAHA very funny!! Love it

sian1993 Joined Thu 07/03/14 Posts: 2	Fri 02/27/15 06:42 AM
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating. The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the **** is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!". The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!" [/quote

yamanuri Joined Fri 02/27/15 Posts: 3	Fri 02/27/15 01:30 PM
Haaa

yamanuri Joined Fri 02/27/15 Posts: 3	Tue 03/03/15 02:01 AM
Go and test it