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Topic: Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48928	Mon 12/01/14 06:56 PM
It's not a question, but it called for a snappy answer. Posted in another thread: "And just when I thought it couldn't become any more bizarre.." My response: Did you forget where you were? * * * * * In case you don't recognize them, the above image has in it Elmer Fudd saying "Kill the Waisin!" At the bottom is a burned, bald Barbie doll being shot out of a cannon. Of course, the popcorn-eating doe is included.

navygirl Joined Sat 06/02/07 Posts: 8118	Mon 12/01/14 07:03 PM
Well, this isn't based on a stupid question but I did have a snappy answer to it. My friend asked me if I missed them and I said; "only with the first rock". Thinking I might add after that answer; "but not with the second". LOL

SpicyExcel Joined Wed 10/31/12 Posts: 1622	Mon 12/01/14 07:04 PM


Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48928	Mon 12/01/14 07:08 PM
I started a separate thread for snappy answers to non-questions.

Copper Nitrogen Titanium Joined Mon 06/16/14 Posts: 1027	Mon 12/01/14 07:51 PM
Why are nice/good guys always chosen last? just point me in the direction of one

green407 Joined Fri 09/19/14 Posts: 1563	Mon 12/01/14 07:59 PM
you could turn 360 degrees, and find 360 different "Nice Guy's", just saying.

Copper Nitrogen Titanium Joined Mon 06/16/14 Posts: 1027	Mon 12/01/14 08:02 PM
self proclaimed nice guys are anything but ... or so is my experience a little background: my name is Taryn How do you pronounce your name? Carefully

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48928	Mon 12/01/14 08:14 PM
True story from Reader's Digest. A married couple was passing through the Florida community of Kissimmee. They didn't know how to properly say the community's name. So, while they were placing an order at a local Burger King restaurant, one of them asked a restaurant worker, "How do you say the name of this place?" The worker responded, "Bur-ger-King."

Telejram Joined Wed 11/26/14 Posts: 1	Mon 12/01/14 08:22 PM
a friend calling at 2 am and ask were you sleeping? no i was in my yoga class.... lol similar one when someone calls you at morning to wake me up and ask are you awake? no just i have a super mobile answering it self!!

green407 Joined Fri 09/19/14 Posts: 1563	Mon 12/01/14 08:41 PM
self proclaimed nice guys are anything but ... or so is my experience a little background: my name is Taryn How do you pronounce your name? Carefully I know, I am a "nice guy", which is a problem because I'm anything but nice. well my name here is Green407, green[/colour] like the colour, and 407 as four - o - seven(I haven't been granted double - o status yet). Playing on the treads is nice

Awatersign Joined Wed 01/22/14 Posts: 3185	Tue 12/02/14 04:36 AM
Well, this isn't based on a stupid question but I did have a snappy answer to it. My friend asked me if I missed them and I said; "only with the first rock". Thinking I might add after that answer; "but not with the second". LOL

Happiness2U Joined Thu 06/19/14 Posts: 2504	Tue 12/02/14 07:25 AM
Someone once asked me how to spell Schnauzer...I replied D-O-G.

graywolf55 Joined Wed 09/19/12 Posts: 1259	Tue 12/02/14 09:12 AM
True story!! I was in the produce dept.in the grocery store(thumping watermelons) to see if they were ripe! A woman ask me" Do you expect someone to answer? The service bell is over there"! She was serious! (Cityslickers)

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Tue 12/02/14 09:19 AM
Someone once asked me how to spell Schnauzer...I replied D-O-G. ^^Haha...Reminds of the time an 'adult' asked me if you spell cat with a K or a C..I'm a chitty speller ...Even so, I was too shocked to answer....

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Tue 12/02/14 09:21 AM
Me - Oh this is terrific. Where did you get the recipe. Friend - From Mom. Me - Oh, from your mom. Friend - No. From YOUR mom...Whattaya think? Geeez! I was just acknowledging.

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Tue 12/02/14 09:33 AM
Me - Oh this is terrific. Where did you get the recipe. Friend - From Mom. Me - Oh, from your mom. Friend - No. From YOUR mom...Whattaya think? Geeez! I was just acknowledging. In my best Betty Davis voice.."What an azz."

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Tue 12/02/14 09:57 AM
Me - Oh this is terrific. Where did you get the recipe. Friend - From Mom. Me - Oh, from your mom. Friend - No. From YOUR mom...Whattaya think? Geeez! I was just acknowledging. In my best Betty Davis voice.."What an azz." I knew Betty was peeking.

OnNewJourney Joined Sun 10/26/14 Posts: 711	Tue 12/02/14 09:57 AM Edited by OnNewJourney on Tue 12/02/14 10:02 AM
Someone once asked me how to spell Schnauzer...I replied D-O-G. ^^Haha...Reminds of the time an 'adult' asked me if you spell cat with a K or a C..I'm a chitty speller ...Even so, I was too shocked to answer.... I was in a same situation! Un***believable, isn't it? LOL So what could I reply? K, of course! How else would he write the name of his favorite bar or the name of one of the most popular cat characters I think he didn't get it. Hey, who is to blame him... he is a proud dog owner and hates cats.

Kindlightheart Joined Fri 09/19/14 Posts: 2370	Tue 12/02/14 12:13 PM
A guy and his wife came into the shop today...he flirtfully says I have a beautiful smile...no ring...your not married..?...I glanced at his wife and back to him...no sir I'm not...thats why I'm still smiling...his wife laughed... :)

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Tue 12/02/14 12:50 PM
I constantly "overuse" after a pissed off woman's rant..... ....So, I guess a bj is out of the question. Sometimes funny. More times end up in a sleeping bag in the car.