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in all seriousness. why do we need all the f**king labels? u are who u are. if ur country then be country just be urself and that is the sexiest thing of all....I don't care what anyone else says
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And the sign said "Long-haired freaky people need not apply"
So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why He said "You look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do" So I took off my hat, I said "Imagine that. Huh! Me workin' for you!" Whoa-oh-oh Sign, sign, everywhere a sign Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign? And the sign said anybody caught trespassin' would be shot on sight So I jumped on the fence and-a yelled at the house, "Hey! What gives you the right?" "To put up a fence to keep me out or to keep mother nature in" "If God was here he'd tell you to your face, Man, you're some kinda sinner" Sign, sign, everywhere a sign Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign? Now, hey you, mister, can't you read? You've got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat You can't even watch, no you can't eat You ain't supposed to be here The sign said you got to have a membership card to get inside Ugh! [Lead Guitar] And the sign said, "Everybody welcome. Come in, kneel down and pray" But when they passed around the plate at the end of it all, I didn't have a penny to pay So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own little sign I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me. I'm alive and doin' fine." Wooo! Sign, sign, everywhere a sign Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign? Sign, sign, everywhere a sign Sign Sign, sign |
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I never thought hicks were sexy.
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I think it depends on how big of a hick the person is. If you say "duh" before any sentence ie; "duh this is cool watching the grass grow." or if you list beer as your main hobby. Or if you think your own sister is hot. Or worse your own mom. Or if you can see through your rusted out lifesize hotwheels collection strewn across your moms yard cuz you are 52 years old and live at home. It really depends on the degree of "hickness" my fine soul soldier freind. Big red one alumni hoo ha!
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give me a good ole country boy any day of the week!
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i didn't think they ever were....
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Howdy Ladies!! i joined this site tonight and i gotr to thinkin Do ladies real like Hick anymore? I mean the real ones who open door, and hold umbrella and all. Because I'm begining to think not. Please let me know what you think. I don't like hicks but always enjoy a gentleman. Hicks has a different meaning here in Calgary and let me tell you they are crude, rude, and manners is a foreign word to them. |
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Definately ... but I always called them gentlemen. I'll take one anyday.  
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Hicks were sexy once upon a time? Damn why did no one tell me during that time?
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Some are...
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Who the hell dredged up a post that has been dead for FIVE YEARS?
(country people can be pretty cool) |
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Never even heard of a hicky
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And the sign said "Long-haired freaky people need not apply" So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why He said "You look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do" So I took off my hat, I said "Imagine that. Huh! Me workin' for you!" Whoa-oh-oh Sign, sign, everywhere a sign Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign? And the sign said anybody caught trespassin' would be shot on sight So I jumped on the fence and-a yelled at the house, "Hey! What gives you the right?" "To put up a fence to keep me out or to keep mother nature in" "If God was here he'd tell you to your face, Man, you're some kinda sinner" Sign, sign, everywhere a sign Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign? Now, hey you, mister, can't you read? You've got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat You can't even watch, no you can't eat You ain't supposed to be here The sign said you got to have a membership card to get inside Ugh! [Lead Guitar] And the sign said, "Everybody welcome. Come in, kneel down and pray" But when they passed around the plate at the end of it all, I didn't have a penny to pay So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own little sign I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me. I'm alive and doin' fine." Wooo! Sign, sign, everywhere a sign Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign? Sign, sign, everywhere a sign Sign Sign, sign   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=952h-AJ3Bcg |
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What the h*ll is a hick anyway?...Isn't that subjective?...I guess once you nail down what you consider a hick and then you decide you are also a hick, you might find some hicks sexy......
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Who the hell dredged up a post that has been dead for FIVE YEARS? 
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I personally dont like them.
Its fun when your getting them,  but then you gotta either, walk around all day, with people staring at your neck, and laughing, or you can try the "cold spoon" method, which BTW does not work, or you can pile a chitload of make-up on it, in an attempt to hide it,  but you can still usually see it anyways,  and then,,,,,,,,, what???  Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh HICKS!  Ummmmmmmmmmm, nevermind. 
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I personally dont like them. Its fun when your getting them, but then you gotta either, walk around all day, with people staring at your neck, and laughing, or you can try the "cold spoon" method, which BTW does not work, or you can pile a chitload of make-up on it, in an attempt to hide it, but you can still usually see it anyways, and then,,,,,,,,, what??? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh HICKS! Ummmmmmmmmmm, nevermind.  LMAOoooooooooO
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I personally dont like them. Its fun when your getting them, but then you gotta either, walk around all day, with people staring at your neck, and laughing, or you can try the "cold spoon" method, which BTW does not work, or you can pile a chitload of make-up on it, in an attempt to hide it, but you can still usually see it anyways, and then,,,,,,,,, what??? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh HICKS! Ummmmmmmmmmm, nevermind. Too much suction!!!!!!!!
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I personally dont like them. Its fun when your getting them, but then you gotta either, walk around all day, with people staring at your neck, and laughing, or you can try the "cold spoon" method, which BTW does not work, or you can pile a chitload of make-up on it, in an attempt to hide it, but you can still usually see it anyways, and then,,,,,,,,, what??? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh HICKS! Ummmmmmmmmmm, nevermind. Too much suction!!!!!!!! one possible explanation!
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I personally dont like them. Its fun when your getting them, but then you gotta either, walk around all day, with people staring at your neck, and laughing, or you can try the "cold spoon" method, which BTW does not work, or you can pile a chitload of make-up on it, in an attempt to hide it, but you can still usually see it anyways, and then,,,,,,,,, what??? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh HICKS! Ummmmmmmmmmm, nevermind. Too much suction!!!!!!!! one possible explanation! It's the other nine you need to worry about!!!
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