true indeed lion brew...

to each it's own...

i confused my goal of not coming back, as the tell of success.

forgive me

tis true, what one seeks doth determine what one use to acquire.

Aw, you edited my OP for that? Sorry. I'm kind of an old hippy and not very PC and also a Scotsman. It's kind of like when blacks were known as spades in the sixties and it wasn't derogatory because they were considered to be cool by hippies.

Thanks for the replies though. Where to start with responding to them?

Someone asked me about how it's going with trying to get a girlfriend. I'll start with that. Fine thanks.

No, I'm not looking for easy fast women. Not just now anyway.

Lionsbrew knows what I'm talking about anyway.

So, let's say that you meet a woman that you find really attractive. You want her. Doesn't matter for the sake of this discussion whether you want her for one night or to get into a relationship with her. You do want to have sex with her though and not to just be friends.

You have to let her know that. You're saying to her that you have the hope but aren't counting on it happening. Not assuming and being presumptious. Coming on without coming on too strong is what I'm talking about. You're sexually confident though is the point.

Now, this advice may not apply for getting a woman with masculine energy. My sister married a guy that's shy and she went after him. A woman like that wants to wear the trousers. There's no point in talking about how to seduce a woman like that.

Does your friend work in a pub?

I usually just bang em over the head with a club and drag em off to da cave.

oopsie...

smiles

GREAT THREAD!

Sometimes there are just no words...

Bump for klc.

According to you, ALL (real) men want sex.

Reads like your sister HAD to wear the pants to get her (now-)husband out of his, so HE could get to what HE wanted...yanno, since he was too "shy" to take care of business on his own.


What a kind, considerate, and gracious woman your sister is!



(There's a feminist metaphor in there, somewhere.)

Is there? I'm afraid that it's too obscure for me to grasp.

I'm not sure about your paraphrasing of me either. What I said in my post was hypothetical. I was saying what to do if you meet a bird that you fancy. Well, it was advice for men obviously and yeah, real men and not imaginary ones because that would be daft.

perhaps, one of many ways,,,,

The only time I count chicken is when I go to KFC,I count them to make sure they don't short me any!

just sitting here enjoying the show.
this reminded me of Redmist's topics. wonder where he is. haven't seen him on here for a while.
I don't know about the way to get a woman by strutting your stuff. wouldn't impress me as much as an intriguing mind.

I rather think the way to get attention is by starting controversial topics. in that regard, you're achieving your goal with all your topics that try to belittle intelligent women.
wish you all the best on your search

If I were a man, a stranger, I would never assume that I was going to have sex with her, because all women can see a man drooling no matter how hard he tries to conceal it. So yes, it would be wise for you to pretend not to assume. Kinda a no brainer.

eta:

disclaimer:

unless they are immature, gullible, innocent girls that is.

I always suspected that RedMist wasn't as much of a loser as he was making out. Maybe he's found himself a woman or had one all along. He did admit that he was trolling, so who knows.

Have I been posting topics that belittle intelligent women? I posted one about feminism being a bag of shite and I'm not flaming any Mingle member but the other forum that I go on has some feminists that I wouldn't call intelligent. I can think of a better word for them but it wouldn't get past the profanity filter on here.

*shrugs* I come on here for the lulz. Don't know why they deleted my thread. Some douchbag keeps trying to call me a perv and maybe the mods thought that the thread was getting inflamatory.

You have a hypothetical sister who married a man who, hypothetically, was so shy that she had to wear the pants?!?


Oh. Well, then. I hypothetically retract my earlier post.

Read my post again. My sister isn't hypothetical. What I said was that in a hypothetical situation where a man meets a bird that he fancies that's my advice.

Why are men being advised to hide their enthusiasm over successfully hooking up with pigeons?

Does that happen a lot in Scotland...men eagerly anticipating fowl encounters?

I'd always suspected, that the men who wear plaid dresses are a bit more than odd.

Maybe Rue Paul should start calling his mini, a kilt.

You remind me of Energizer bunny.
You keep going and going and going...



Thanks for making me laugh! ROFLMAO