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| Topic: There's More Life on a Morticians Slab | |
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Where is everyone these day?
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 Studying..........
.........the floor. 
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Deep in thought
I think my girl may be cheating but I just can't put my finger on why |
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Good morning Tom
Good evening Jesse
or did I get that backwards I get so confused on the times
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So............................
......has anyone ever "done it" on a Morticians slab..... That's GOTTA be weird, lively, and on the edge.  but probably not very comfortable
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Might depend on who you're with.
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Doing it on a morticians slab.
That's what it felt like with my ex wife.
Hey ((( snuggles ))) You feeling better?
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Holy $#!@, Brian... I really don't know whether to laugh or not...
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(((((((((TOM)))))))))) thank you woke up able to breathe easier, head not aching as bad, so I think the cold is getting under control..............
I could be really really bad here and make a comment about the mortician slab but I better behave 
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about time someone got that joke
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Brian for President!
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Talking of which
In the local mortuary. A trainee mortician said to the supervisor, “There’s a woman lying on slab 2, with a prawn hanging out of her p*ssy.” The supervisor had a look and said, “That’s not a prawn, it’s her clitoris.” The trainee retorted. “It tastes like a prawn!”  
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ohhhhhhhhhhh Tommmmmmmmmmmmmmm
that was just sick 
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Wouldnt that be a bit of a dead moment?
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Morning everybody....((((Snuggles))) so good to see you.
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Snuggles!! Yep evening here, afternoon for Tom.
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(((((((CAT))))))))) its good to be back, from now on when I need a breather will just take a few days for me and not deactivate
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Geeez...people ran with this one
Talk about "poppin a stiffy". |
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Don't think I would want to be a mortician..........dealing with all those dead people, and the families..............would be just so morbid
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But most people you would work with would be very grounded
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