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Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is a computer, this one is just about ready to croak 
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Dear santa, thanks for the leather biker jacket. I don't know how you pulled that one off. But boy did that freak everyone out. Seen you at the mall of america with that beautiful display. All those kids waiting in line to sit on your lap. How big their eyes got when they finally got to meet you. It gave me a warm feeling inside and a smile on my face. What a surprise when out of the clear blue you turned and looked at me and said "ho, ho, ho! So what do you want for christmas little boy?" I looked around me thinking you were talking to a child around me then laughed when I realized you were talking to me because I was standing there alone. Being the sarcastic wit I am but a sincere realist I told you "well santa, if you must know I'd like a leather jacket but not just any leather jacket. I don't want one that has that gay fringe all over it. I don't want one with a million zippers on it. I just want a black leather jacket with a double collar that's good in the cold." you looked at me and smiled. I never told another soul but you santa that I wanted that leather jacket for it was a tall, expensive order to fill. I never told anyone. So you know how awkward that christmas morning was. A beautiful christmas morning at my parents house. The whole family there. Christmas music playing. All the kids running around hopped up on adreneline. Then came time to open presents. As the norm everyones passing out the presents from under the tree. They've all got tags on them. To mom from dad etc. Etc. Imagine the confused look on everyones face when I was handed a giftbox that said to kyle from santa. My mom even said "what's this, are you buying yourself presents now too?" I said no and asked if anyone signed the tag santa. Everyone shrugged their shoulders and looked at each other confused. "did you get him that?" "no did you?" "nope." "well did you buy it for yourself?" "no." "wonder what it is, and where it came from?" "well open it and find out!" imagine my complete shock when I opened that box and pulled that leather jacket out santa. It was just like I described to you. I've never ever seen another one like it. And it fits like a glove. I started crying because of being overwhelmed. And my family is thinking I'm losing my mind mumbling there really is a santa claus. I've had that jacket 10 years santa. I've wore it proudly over 50,000 miles on the motorcycles. And I clean and oil it regularly. When the kids get of age where they whisper "there's no such thing as santa" I pull them aside and tell them about our meeting and the leather jacket. I believe in you santa and thanks for the leather jacket. I don't know how you got past my parents dog to put that present under the tree. That dog barked at everything.
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dear Santa all I want is to sit on your lap again like I did when I was little
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Dear Santa,
I just watched you in Bad Santa  nice new Mrs. Claus 
times sure have changed...can i still get a candy cane? |
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DEAR SANTA
I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE MY FAMILY TOGETHER FOR CHRISTMAS AND NOT FIGHTING 
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Santa Baby...
Bring me a man for Christmas- you know the kind I'm looking for... 
Oh and if its not too much to ask: 1. Health for all Mankind (Women kind too). 2. Peace for the World. 3. Mother nature to kick pollutors arses. 4. Food for all the hungrey. 5. Homes for the Homeless. 6. Money for the poor. I hope you have room in your sleigh for all this...
Love, Teddy P.S. I've been a real good girl this yesr!
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Dearest Dear sweet Santa ......
can ya give me my body back so I can play with my kids ... can ya do something to ease my lonlyness ... can ya take away my fear ? is there any thing that you have that could make me feel normal an happy an whole? can ya take away the guilt of wondering how are what I did wrong for me to have 3 kids who deserve better ...or tell me how to make it better for them Santa can you give my kids a family for christmas??? |
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Dear Santa,
Please tell Purple that her love is ALL they need... 
And, while you're at it can I have my cookies and eat them too?!
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Dear Santa, all I want is that strange woman from that strange place, who likes strange moldy cheeses and strange pets.
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you do????
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Dear Santa, can I get that Gypsy doll for my cat?
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Dear Santa......tell coolhead you can get that doll from http://strangedolls.com
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to forget all my screw-ups...now that would be a gift
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Dear Santa,
I want a plane ticket....
oh, and i promise not to catch the cat on fire anymore.... |
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longhair that was an awesome story thank you for sharing it. I to do BELIEVE
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Dear Santa,
Please can i borrow a few helpers to help me get my tree up? |
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Dear Santa--
you know what I want
I'v been a good girl  !
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SANTA, HAS GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS FOR ALL OF YOU.
THE BAD NEWS IS......IS THAT YOU ARE ALL ON HIS NAUGHTY LIST 
THE GOOD NEWS IS........IS THAT YOU ALL HAVE 5 GOLD STARS BY YOUR NAMES
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dear santa u havent got my letter let ugh.. not what
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Dear Santa........Ive been very naughty!!!
Can I be 25 again???
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