Topic: DEAR SANTA
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Fri 11/25/11 05:03 AM





Dear Santa.... iam cold and lonely, pls, can you be my date? :wink:


Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I said Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

laugh laugh
i thought i was lonely...


I'm so lonely I bought my dog high heels yesterday to try to fool people on our walk.

All I got back was "hey buddy your dates a real dog".

what grumble


A puppy dog joke! The guys so lonely he thinks walking his dog is a date. get it?

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Fri 11/25/11 05:03 AM
Edited by mg1959 on Fri 11/25/11 05:09 AM
Well, I should clarify that. My dog does think she is my date.

I have to get the door for her.

She's too lazy to put her own window down in the car.

She never answers the lady when we order food, so I have to do it for her.

Not only do I have to put my arm around her but she wants her shoulders rubbed.

joy4gud's photo
Fri 11/25/11 05:29 AM

Well, I should clarify that. My dog does think she is my date.

I have to get the door for her.

She's too lazy to put her own window down in the car.

She never answers the lady when we order food, so I have to do it for her.

Not only do I have to put my arm around her but she wants her shoulders rubbed.

oh God! Now iam confuse....slaphead

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Fri 11/25/11 05:33 AM


Well, I should clarify that. My dog does think she is my date.

I have to get the door for her.

She's too lazy to put her own window down in the car.

She never answers the lady when we order food, so I have to do it for her.

Not only do I have to put my arm around her but she wants her shoulders rubbed.

oh God! Now iam confuse....slaphead


I'm on my way over. I'll explain it when I pick you up.

joy4gud's photo
Fri 11/25/11 05:43 AM



Well, I should clarify that. My dog does think she is my date.

I have to get the door for her.

She's too lazy to put her own window down in the car.

She never answers the lady when we order food, so I have to do it for her.

Not only do I have to put my arm around her but she wants her shoulders rubbed.

oh God! Now iam confuse....slaphead


I'm on my way over. I'll explain it when I pick you up.

ok! blushing
Now iam happy happy

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Fri 11/25/11 05:47 AM




Well, I should clarify that. My dog does think she is my date.

I have to get the door for her.

She's too lazy to put her own window down in the car.

She never answers the lady when we order food, so I have to do it for her.

Not only do I have to put my arm around her but she wants her shoulders rubbed.

oh God! Now iam confuse....slaphead


I'm on my way over. I'll explain it when I pick you up.

ok! blushing
Now iam happy happy



BTW your picture is beautiful!

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Fri 11/25/11 05:47 AM
Edited by mg1959 on Fri 11/25/11 05:48 AM

joy4gud's photo
Fri 11/25/11 05:58 AM





Well, I should clarify that. My dog does think she is my date.

I have to get the door for her.

She's too lazy to put her own window down in the car.

She never answers the lady when we order food, so I have to do it for her.

Not only do I have to put my arm around her but she wants her shoulders rubbed.

oh God! Now iam confuse....slaphead


I'm on my way over. I'll explain it when I pick you up.

ok! blushing
Now iam happy happy



BTW your picture is beautiful!

thank you. happy

Countrystofmd007's photo
Sat 11/26/11 12:05 AM
Dear Santa, all I want is some $$$$ so I can go2 Fla, and spend it with my sister....

SilentlyScreaming's photo
Sat 11/26/11 10:26 AM
Dear Santa,

Can I have someone to snuggle with? My puppy dog just doesnt cut it anymore.... i may have someone in mind if you need suggestions flowerforyou

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 11/26/11 10:47 AM
Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me:banana:
I've been an awful good girl
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue:banana:
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight:banana:

Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed:banana:
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list
Boo doo bee doo

Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's:banana:
Not a lot
I've been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed:banana:
To a platinum mine
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex, and checks:banana:
Sign your 'X' on the line
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's:banana:
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me:banana:
Boo doo bee doo

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring:banana:
I don't mean a phone
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight:banana:

-Eartha Kitt

SilentlyScreaming's photo
Sat 11/26/11 10:49 AM
Dear Santa,

Can i get a new Handsy Helper? I destroyed mine... rather not explain...



:tongue:

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 11/26/11 11:35 AM

Dear Santa,

Can i get a new Handsy Helper? I destroyed mine... rather not explain...



:tongue:
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

SilentlyScreaming's photo
Sat 11/26/11 12:13 PM
thought you'd like that, roberta..... just dont ask any questions about what happened to it... embarassed laugh

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 11/26/11 01:52 PM

thought you'd like that, roberta..... just dont ask any questions about what happened to it... embarassed laugh
Nope,

im definitely not going there.scared

Countrystofmd007's photo
Sat 11/26/11 10:45 PM
Dear Santa, I will have a power chair, and 2 cheese burgers large fry and a liter of cola

joy4gud's photo
Sat 11/26/11 11:30 PM
Dear Santa...Pls make me a mother chrismas...:wink:

Countrystofmd007's photo
Sun 11/27/11 02:18 AM

Dear Santa...Pls make me a mother chrismas...:wink:


Nice 1.....I need a new fam....frown

joy4gud's photo
Sun 11/27/11 04:24 AM


Dear Santa...Pls make me a mother chrismas...:wink:


Nice 1.....I need a new fam....frown

what

boonedoggy61's photo
Sun 11/27/11 07:50 AM
Dear Santa....can I please see my children?????