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Topic: I Like My Glowy Balls
Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24703	Sat 10/25/14 10:23 AM Edited by Beachfarmer on Sat 10/25/14 10:27 AM
The ones that bounce, illuminate and change colors when you bounce them. I'll bring them to a black tie event (party), and some rigid people will say it's inappropriate. Sometimes I'll bust out my kazoo at a wine tasting. I like to wave around my glowstick at the opera. You fell in love with my boyhood charm. Quit trying to quiet my balls because it embarrasses you in front of your pompous friends!

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Sat 10/25/14 10:26 AM
Wanna pet my puppy?

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24703	Sat 10/25/14 10:28 AM
I'd rather pet your kitty!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24703	Sat 10/25/14 10:28 AM
Ya wanna bounce my glowy balls?

fleta_n_mach Joined Tue 06/24/14 Posts: 3509	Sat 10/25/14 10:34 AM
I had glowing Kerbangers. AC DC big balls lyrics

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24703	Sat 10/25/14 10:36 AM Edited by Beachfarmer on Sat 10/25/14 10:34 AM
I'll bet you still do! I could spend HOURS watching your glowing kerbangers!

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Sat 10/25/14 10:43 AM
You don't come off as a brother that needs props for attention?

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24703	Sat 10/25/14 12:46 PM
Apparently I am starving for attention. Why else would I be "here"?

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24703	Sat 10/25/14 01:20 PM
Dork!!!! AWESOME!

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Sat 10/25/14 01:21 PM


michele63 Joined Sun 02/12/12 Posts: 3405	Sat 10/25/14 01:22 PM
really funny frankie. i wonder who would glow more the lion or the farmer, would have to see both at night to determine. lol

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24703	Sat 10/25/14 01:24 PM
I'm sure lion penis is an aphrodisiac in many cultures.

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Sat 10/25/14 01:32 PM
really funny frankie. i wonder who would glow more the lion or the farmer, would have to see both at night to determine. lol I reckon the lions would glow more, but the Farmer would scratch his more, even in public with not a hint of shame whatsoever

michele63 Joined Sun 02/12/12 Posts: 3405	Sat 10/25/14 01:43 PM
really funny frankie. i wonder who would glow more the lion or the farmer, would have to see both at night to determine. lol I reckon the lions would glow more, but the Farmer would scratch his more, even in public with not a hint of shame whatsoever maybe the farmers will be glowing red, i will have to look for that, thanks for the eye opener or the ball buster or whatever we can call it. hahahahaha. (we are busting on the farmer anyway, he can take it, if he started a thread about glowing balls he better take some ****. lol.

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Sat 10/25/14 01:46 PM
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely: Are - my - test - results - back?"

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 10/25/14 01:47 PM Edited by no1phD on Sat 10/25/14 01:53 PM
.. I find that sort of humor.. can be contagious.... if done with the right timing..... but if not it can come off as annoying.. childish and inappropriate... .. you strike me sir.. as someone who has great timing.... so throw me one of those glow sticks... let's get down to rock me Amadeus.. Rock Me Amadeus Rock Me Amadeus.....lol.. http://youtu.be/cVikZ8Oe_XA .

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24703	Sat 10/25/14 02:00 PM
oh.....testicle humor

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24703	Sat 10/25/14 02:18 PM Edited by Beachfarmer on Sat 10/25/14 02:20 PM
Leave it up to Blondey to be disappointed in a lion! neeener neeener

michele63 Joined Sun 02/12/12 Posts: 3405	Sat 10/25/14 03:01 PM
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely: Are - my - test - results - back?"

fleta_n_mach Joined Tue 06/24/14 Posts: 3509	Sat 10/25/14 03:45 PM
Takes balls to post a thread like this...