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Topic: THINGS SEX CAN DO>>>>
shegdad Joined Thu 07/10/14 Posts: 144	Mon 10/20/14 03:03 PM
1. It makes some people religious = by saying:- Oh my God, Yes Lord. 2.It gives some people their first musical lessons = mmmm, aaaaah, ooooo, asssshhh. 3.Makes some people natural observers = fast, fasterrrr!!!, yeah fastestttt. 4.Makes some people anounce their own obituary = U are killing me, I'm dead, I'm finished, u will kil me ooo 5.Makes some ladies become terrorists = Destroy it!, don't have any mercy, Just tear it. 6.Others become respectful = I promise, okay, yes I will. 7.Makes some people become loyal = Luv u endlessly,... u own my life,... am urs forever,... u are my world. 8.Makes some ladies turn beggers = yeah pls don't stop,... continue pls,... give it to me... Please do it again. 9.Some speak in tongues: hahalahalahalaa aa aaaashaaa haaahaaa . 10.Some become ethnic: aiwa shumba endererai! Maita basa shumba!...shumba kani...

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Mon 10/20/14 03:07 PM
Hahahahahaha

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Mon 10/20/14 03:23 PM
Sex can also lead to babies....which can lead to marrying a chick you really don't wanna marry.....which can lead to divorce.....which will cost you tons more money.......so the moral is......have a psychic reading before you have sex with a crazy chick.

Mdarlene Joined Fri 06/06/14 Posts: 313	Mon 10/20/14 03:51 PM
you guys are to much, you have me howling in the aisles

msharmony Joined Mon 08/31/09 Posts: 61041	Mon 10/20/14 06:17 PM
it overshadows emotional, intellectual, or spiritual compatibility or substance it can create children it can pass on disease it can create a 'euphoria' which can be confused with 'love' it can increase heart rate it can burn calories it can create a dysphoria which can cause one to feel disinterest in or incapability to 'love'

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Mon 10/20/14 06:24 PM
it can clear up acne too..lol..

Happiness2U Joined Thu 06/19/14 Posts: 2504	Mon 10/20/14 06:29 PM
it can clear up acne too..lol..

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Mon 10/20/14 06:36 PM
Ohhh.. it can also make you very late for work..

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Mon 10/20/14 08:53 PM
It can make you look like you just lost a fight..haha

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Mon 10/20/14 08:57 PM
It can pink up my blueballs.

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Mon 10/20/14 09:19 PM


panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Mon 10/20/14 09:34 PM
Boosts your immune system especially in men. Better hurry up and start getting some .... Wouldn't want you to catch the man flu :-) Guess I'll just keep taking my vitamin C.

HoneyFly Joined Mon 01/27/14 Posts: 1962	Mon 10/20/14 10:28 PM
Ohhh.. it can also make you very late for work.. ^Or come early.

muntha3 Joined Sat 10/18/14 Posts: 2	Mon 10/20/14 11:22 PM
it can give you full body excise.

pkdahi Joined Sat 09/20/14 Posts: 221	Tue 10/21/14 12:28 AM
dear sometime it's slient

Awatersign Joined Wed 01/22/14 Posts: 3185	Tue 10/21/14 01:21 AM
Empty your bank account!!

devildog123 Joined Mon 09/08/14 Posts: 3902	Tue 10/21/14 02:01 AM
make one hand stronger then the other

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33362	Tue 10/21/14 02:40 AM
Make you walk around with this silly grin on your face for at least a day

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Tue 10/21/14 03:58 AM
It can make you sound like a weird jungle animal....

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Tue 10/21/14 09:39 AM
Make you walk around with this silly grin on your face for at least a day Can also leave you not being able to walk right for a week.