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I used to make wieners whistle all the time!
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Sorry I'm late, I've just had a session with my shrink
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hate to tell you!! you don't blow as much as you... oh nevermind..lmao
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I used to make wieners whistle all the time!
Make a video and post on youtube!!!
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My last partner was my number 1.
On a list of 10 people that I wanted to kill. |
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My last partner was my number 1. On a list of 10 people that I wanted to kill. Only 10?? Not very ambitious. |
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You are on a first date with the person you think is the "perfect one" What would they say or do that. would make you run for the door "I am a fan of the "Twilight" movies." |
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I forget to seek permission from my therapist
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she insist that you ,meet at a all you can eat buffet... and then shows up with her six children...  I like that one no1 
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after dinner.. she pops her teeth out..
and rinses them off ,in her glass of water.... now that may make some men run for the door.... and others stay for dessert...
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my ex is the barman
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I've been divorced 10 years...I still really miss her.
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Would you like to meet my father, he's also my brother
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"I love Twilight." 
He made me see the whole series with him. We were the only grownups in the theater without kids with us. I didnt know, man. I shoulda, but I didnt know.
The whole series?!?! Oh god, the horror...the horror... |
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The last time I was in this restaurant, I was still a man
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.. starts talking about seating arrangements... and cake tastings...
.. during your first date... check please..lol |
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she wants to take you back to her place... but tells you you have to be quiet.. because her husband is a light sleeper....lol
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has more armpit hair than me... and she's not European....lol
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When he says he will do all the cooking and you can do the laundry and cleaning during the 1st phone call.
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Texted me on the way to the date (oh, I had to pick him up cause he didn't have a car) that I needed to give him a massage before we went out. uh, no thanks.
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